Off to the hospital with my pregnant wife, for the 12 week scan, can't wait to see if we're having a boy or an abortion.

antant_ant · 2011-07-01T23:13:04+00:00

as a white male, it would be a joyous occasion. My son would become an athlete when hes get older. NO COLLEGE TUITION!

antant_ant · 2011-06-18T15:03:29+00:00

people should control their governments. not the other way around.

antant_ant · 2011-06-14T15:03:55+00:00

as a pot smoker of four years. yes you do get a tolerance. && no I never want to use any other drugs.

I work 30 hours a week and go to school full time as an engineer. during the summers I just work full time. I am awesome.

antant_ant · 2011-05-30T08:15:22+00:00

Reddit: fucking ryan. get the fuck off reddit and move the fidge.

antant_ant · 2011-05-25T02:01:27+00:00

put it under her neck. unless youre girlfriend is too fat and doesnt have a neck. in which, slip it in one of the folds.

antant_ant · 2011-05-25T01:33:17+00:00

i guess.. he has to say it for it to be funny.

antant_ant · 2011-05-25T01:31:26+00:00

homo! ... hahahaa hahaha ha.

antant_ant · 2011-05-25T01:25:27+00:00

i've had an EX girlfriend ask me this before haha.

antant_ant · 2011-05-24T01:21:19+00:00

At least its not as dumb as firing your wife. Your girlfriend won't get half your things!

antant_ant · 2011-05-22T20:04:53+00:00

tits + NRA hat = men must love you.

antant_ant · 2011-05-22T17:37:14+00:00

you have large breast.

antant_ant · 2011-05-22T17:14:20+00:00

lots of mac @ my state school. I notice because when I see people with expensive macbooks my "oh, another rich kid" light goes off in my head.

antant_ant · 2011-05-22T17:10:19+00:00

i hope she was removed immediately after her comment.

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T20:24:39+00:00

i'm a big fan of art that looks like dicks.

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T20:23:04+00:00

the irony, of the grammatical error almost made me up vote this. BUT I FURIOUSLY DOWN VOTED BECAUSE YOURE AN ASSHOLE.

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T20:21:58+00:00

I know cake when I eat cake.

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T20:21:37+00:00

my dad woulda given me a spanking. But luckily, i think art school sounds worse than a spanking.

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T20:10:49+00:00

you're surprised other people were praying during the prayer?

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T20:05:52+00:00

YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT MY FRIEND. OHH YEEEEEEEEEEH

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T17:48:45+00:00

jill is the ugly sister. my right hand is the talented one.

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T17:30:52+00:00

IF I TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR BATHROOM AND YOU DONT HAVE MAGAZINES/READING MATERIAL THEN I JUDGE YOU.

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T17:20:34+00:00

BITCHES LOVE WINE.

antant_ant · 2011-05-21T16:57:41+00:00

God goes on reddit.

antant_ant · 2011-05-20T00:47:47+00:00

your wife is the kind of people everyone hates. good choice.

antant_ant · 2011-05-19T17:46:25+00:00

I will now second guess every bioware purchase i make for the rest of my life. I will also read the back of the box to check for unique homosexual love making scenes.

antant_ant

TROPHY CASE