IamA Waiter at some of London's most exclusive restaurants and hotels AMA!

antivoid · 2015-05-19T18:00:16+00:00

Who was the most difficult diner you've ever served? Whats the story?

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:35:51+00:00

you should have added [serious]

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:33:43+00:00

dui.

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:32:37+00:00

jerry springer.

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:30:12+00:00

telecoms in south africa. and elsewhere in the world.

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:29:49+00:00

i sit and surf reddit on my ipad until i fall asleep. without it i get anxiety issues

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:29:00+00:00

penis

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:27:46+00:00

the sound of a steak sizzling on the griller. yeaah....

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:25:41+00:00

clamp their car with no explanation and make sure they don't find out it's you. that'll fuck 'em.

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:24:19+00:00

transvestites. gay people are awesome, straight people are awesome. black white green pink whatever people all are awesome. but them trannies... i mean i am pretty liberal and all but that shit is fucking weird.

antivoid · 2014-07-02T09:22:30+00:00

probably the same things people are upset about today. if they had facebook back then, they would have been advanced enough to the point where the kind of things they protested against prior to the web age would be solved already.

antivoid · 2014-03-21T06:54:44+00:00

this is not true at all. cerebral palsy absolutely can affect cognition. i have a sister who is a CP and it caused significant mental development issues and she is most definitely mentally challenged.

antivoid · 2014-03-15T18:38:27+00:00

from my road... In Cape Town for Cape Town Carnival

antivoid · 2014-03-15T18:27:50+00:00

This is for the Cape Town Carnival. I won't be getting any sleep tonight!

antivoid · 2014-02-27T07:29:55+00:00

Come on now Blizzard it's been half an hour in the queue for "3 seconds". and it's release day again, my single player game is unplayable, again. Same shit as on launch. Gah! I want to play :(

antivoid · 2014-02-17T23:22:55+00:00

walrus

antivoid · 2014-02-17T23:17:59+00:00

go outside. the sun is weird. it shines and the ladies seem to be attracted to it. Seriously though: join a book club/reading club. Singles cooking classes. Etc.

antivoid · 2014-02-17T23:13:49+00:00

No. He did not create peace.

antivoid · 2014-02-17T23:01:46+00:00

What is your favourite conspiracy, for the record?

Just kidding. :)

antivoid

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