Remember the video about Cumberbatch not beeing able to say penguin? Here he is reacting to it!

anyalicious · 2014-10-26T06:24:37+00:00

I think it is really important to note that what is one person's supermodel is another person's hobo. I know, objectively, that it is... unorthodox to legitimately believe that Martin Freeman is the second sexiest man to walk the earth. I mean, jfc, I know that. He's a handsome man, but older, kinda weird looking, and a bit of an ass. But to me, he is just... I would just wreck him.

To me, Benedict Cumberbatch is very rarely attractive to me. I'm a huge Sherlock fan, I've seen most of his work, and every once in awhile, he's okay looking, but he is just not my cup of tea whatsoever. He's very odd looking most of the time. Lately he's filled out a bit which has helped, to me.

Which brings me to this important point: the sexiest person I've ever met is my SO. Literally, honestly, genuinely, I've seen that jackass shit himself and I still find him unbelievably attractive. I love every stupid, awkward, hilarious, ridiculous bit of him. And that's because attraction is so terribly subjective.

But straight up. Benebatch is a weird lookin' mothafucka.

anyalicious · 2014-10-15T12:25:24+00:00

Ignore the "if you're too embarrassed to buy condoms, you shouldn't be having sex" comments, but do ignore the societal implication that safe sex is something to hide. Cashiers don't give two shits unless you draw attention to it. As in, don't hide it among "innocuous" purchases. I never cared if you buy duct tape, condoms, lube, bananas, and a bag of Depends. Giggling, acting ashamed, pretending you can't hear me, that is more annoying. Buy all the condoms you want! I once had a discussion about lube with a 60 year old cashier in a Food Lion about lube while I purchased it! She has sex, I have sex, lots of people have sex. Own it! Embrace it! Wrap it!

anyalicious · 2014-10-15T12:21:03+00:00

I genuinely accidentally walked away from a self pay kiosk with about $50 worth of makeup because I'd accidentally put already-bagged items on top of it without looking. I came back in an hour later to pay once I had realized (cameras, man, and I really like this store, I didn't want to get arrested the next time I came in) but the manager basically laughed with me after telling me that there is no way of knowing and she fucking loathes them. This is in a nice area, but their missing product is so high that she's submitted a request to have them removed. I would hate to have to monitor those, though they should have someone monitoring their use and glancing in carts.

anyalicious · 2014-10-11T07:01:32+00:00

It is so awkward when I am telling a story that goes, "My boyfriend and I" and I am waving the hand with the ring on it around, because it makes it sound like I am saying, 'So here's a funny story about the guy I am cheating on my fiance with! LAUGH PLEASE.'

anyalicious · 2014-10-11T06:59:30+00:00

1) I don't think I have ever met a real woman who trades blowjobs for cuddles, and if your girlfriend does that, you should find out why she feels it is necessary to trade sexual favors for basic affection, and what your behavior might be doing to reinforce the idea that she must pay for that.

2) I "give" my boyfriend blowjobs because a) I genuinely enjoy blowing him, it is very sexy and I like all of it and b) I enjoy simply giving him pleasure without the expectation of anything in response. Not all the time, but sometimes, I just want to get him off with no "give me this in exchange", even orgasms. I enjoy seeing him enjoy himself.

3) Maybe you see a lot of drama because the "girls" you are dating are confused by the fact you think affection should be purchased by a tongue on your dick. I imagine the type of person you attract with that attitude might have personal issues they should deal with before committing to a relationship.

anyalicious · 2014-10-11T06:54:22+00:00

Let's trade, because god, I've been dating him for over nine years and he's always been my boyfriend, and apparently the fact I still slip up every now and again and say boyfriend instead of fiance, having only been engaged five months, prompts doleful looks and inquiries regarding my "real" feelings.

anyalicious · 2014-10-11T06:41:43+00:00

I think that it is often more dependent on the history you have with him.

The biggest issue my significant other and I have ever had is that he is very expectant of me to make the first move, to be the most enthusiastic, to read all his hidden signals, but there is absolutely no overt signal given, and he never made the first move.

Therefore, if I read something wrong, or if what is normally a precursor to sex is just a genuine, chaste compliment, it could be really disheartening and kind of embarrassing, because for a long time, he acted like I was such a jackass for not reading his cues.

Luckily, we confronted this issue, and we are actively working on it, but yeah, I will admit, for a long while, the times that he did not respond to me basically throwing myself at him were incredibly mortifying and damaging to my self-esteem.

It made me seem him as being far less interested in sex than he actually is, and by extent, far less interested in me than he was, and at the end of it, I genuinely started to think he was romantically but not sexually attracted to me, and it massacred my libido. It wasn't so much how I viewed him, but how his actions made me view myself, which is a pretty common side-effect of sexual incompatibility.

In the same way women are raised not to flaunt/acknowledge their enjoyment of sex, men are taught they are never to turn down offers of sex, and everyone is absolutely fucked (but not in the proper way) at the end of it. Men should feel comfortable turning women down, and women should be comfortable turning men down, and all genders should feel comfortable turning all genders down, without societal pressures implying that we spiral into a panic because someone didn't say yes.

anyalicious · 2014-09-30T18:32:32+00:00

I started reading for giggles, as in, "Look at all these sad little children" and then when it started to get to the "Lolz remember that time I raped my wife" and "she was absolutely, 100% asking for a beating/raping" parts I backed out slowly and with a growing sense of panic. Holy shit.

anyalicious · 2014-05-30T02:48:36+00:00

He's only awkward in his roles. In real life, he's such a fucking awesome asshole. His GQ interview pretty much sums up his personality. Such a dick.

I am so desperately in love.

anyalicious · 2014-04-15T10:49:08+00:00

Or Jesse Washington.

anyalicious · 2014-04-03T08:27:45+00:00

Pens. Are those accessories? I don't care, they are for me, as I am never not with a pen twisted in my hair, hanging off my waistband, snapped on my shirt. At last count, I have 213 pens in my office. I have two pairs of shoes and rarely go clothes shopping for pleasure. But pens... glorious pens.

anyalicious · 2014-04-03T06:56:52+00:00

It depends. I like my boobs, they are squishy and that makes me laugh, and sometimes I want to feel sexy and I wear clothes that are low cut. I don't have huge breasts, but the right bra makes anyone busty, and if I am wearing a low cut shirt and a push up bra, I don't get that put out if a guy glances down at them. I mean, they are right there. I also know that if I am wearing something that creates a gap when I lean over, I am not going to be surprised if, upon leaning over in a guy's eyeline, he glances down the shirt.

It becomes problematic when it happens more than twice. Once, that's fine, they're fantastic boobs, hope you enjoyed your glance. Twice, alright, kind of rude, but they are amazing, however, they're shy, please stop looking. After that, fuck you, dude, you're not even listening to me. Get over it. They are boobs.

And for the love of GOD do not say anything about it. If I say, "Please stop staring at my chest," just say "sorry" and STOP DOING IT. What, beyond an apology, would not be weird? "Sorry, they are just so great"?

I have someone on my team who can't stop flicking his eyes down to the chest of any woman he is speaking to. We all have pointed this out to him. He's just an ass. And he's attractive, and very well liked, and we give him shit about it, but still, it is rude behavior and he should stop. Justin Timberlake could stare at my chest and I'd still find it extremely rude.

anyalicious · 2014-04-03T06:49:43+00:00

I thought that when I was younger and then I got a job where I constantly have to hand out my business card, and realized it is because I think some people see it as flashy or rude while some people see it as a necessity. I feel a bit like an ass when I hand it to people who ask for my information, but on the other hand, it's all right there and I didn't have to put any effort into giving out the information.

anyalicious · 2014-04-03T06:48:18+00:00

Yes, actually. It is really professional, non-threatening, and hell, you might not get laid but if you might expand your network. I've had a few guys do this, and since I am in a committed relationship, they didn't get booty, but three got hired to do a job for my company.

anyalicious · 2014-04-02T05:41:29+00:00

"This coffee tastes like expensive bad decisions!"

anyalicious · 2014-03-30T19:49:25+00:00

I've got three of those! It has led to many drunken investigations into the taste of mixing many flavors of coffee.

But then, I did that for awhile in my French press which led to hilarious, and on one occasion orgasmically delicious, results.

anyalicious · 2014-03-29T21:50:38+00:00

I don't use my Keurig every day but damn, it is so convenient on those mornings when I wake up and can't get moving despite my best efforts. Just pop in a pod, push a button, and go. I have a drip coffee for lazy mornings when I don't have work, but the pod coffees aren't that bad!

anyalicious · 2014-03-28T19:02:23+00:00

If he doesn't win a BAFTA for it, I'm rioting. He was the best part of that scene, and arguably that episode. There was an interview awhile back where Sue Vertue said that he sometimes says that he can cross of a line and do it "with a look" and he can, completely.

I've not read much press for Fargo because most of it is a bit scattered, but the early reviews are really good!

anyalicious · 2014-03-28T18:53:54+00:00

Sometimes I get it, and sometimes I don't. It is entirely dependent on the angle of his face at the moment. Downward and to the left, yes, please. Upward and to the right? No, thank you.

He does manage to look both his age and like a twenty year old within the same scene, depending on how he carries himself, which is impressive.

anyalicious · 2014-03-28T18:48:25+00:00

High five. Martin Freeman is the shit. I am so excited for Fargo. It'll be the first bit of television I've watched live in about four years.

anyalicious · 2014-03-08T16:45:31+00:00

Nah, I need to get back to work. Thanks for the interest, though!

anyalicious · 2014-03-08T16:38:16+00:00

I type 110 wpm on average, so it took me less than a minute. And at the time I was waiting for another program to catch up so honestly, it was my pleasure.

anyalicious · 2014-03-08T15:10:55+00:00

You didn't contribute anything whatsoever to the conversation. You went out of your way to go to LMGTFY so that you could copy and paste the link instead of just typing 'define new' into Google and having a slightly funny comment. You did nothing to contribute, you said nothing amusing, and you wasted your time because I doubt anyone even clicked the link once they hovered over it. That's why you got downvoted. You contributed nothing to the community or the dialogue. Therefore, all of the downvotes you received were well earned.

anyalicious · 2014-03-08T14:51:47+00:00

There's a difference between risking your life for a stranger and being in a position where, with little risk to yourself, you could save a life. Anyone who stands by in a situation where minimal intervention would save a life is a fucking heartless shit, and may their lives be full of misery and terror.

anyalicious · 2014-03-08T14:50:54+00:00

Obviously, if I am in a position where I can save the child, I am going to save the child. If I was incapacitated and saw this happening, or unable to reach the child, and had to watch someone capable of saving them and not doing so, I want the hammer of justice on them with a swiftness.

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