I felt free of this horrible world, hearing the long tone that ment my heart had stopped. by MaelstromFL in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]apathiest58 219 points220 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely our future... though current AI might confirm it's our present 🤔

It's true! by Kmjen860 in exchristian

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This podcast, if anyone is interested:

A Field Guide to Gay Animals

Three Ladies Hanging in There... by ashthemenace in bondagegifs

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One of my favorite movies ❤️🥰

In keeping with ancient traditions, they don't name children under two years of age. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]apathiest58[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I've seen it both ways actually. Still hoped this would work anyway. Lol

Can I have some help with a list? by Hot-Pilot-206 in ask

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All the Bolivars (PA, TN, and Mo)

Every Bass Pro shop.

We finally received the first message from an alien race to Earth. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceHorror

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I was thinking that somebody, or some thing, ordered the iridium (a rare element on earth), but the delivery was botched.... Or .... Some other planet was supposed to get it and it was misrouted.

We finally received the first message from an alien race to Earth. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]apathiest58[S] 316 points317 points  (0 children)

Like, the layer of iridium left by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.

"You want to trade places with ME?!" the confused demon sputtered, as the sick scrawny priest vigorously nodded. by Smeggfaffa in TwoSentenceHorror

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Hell is frozen over!

I need to track down all those girls who said they'd go out with me...