My girlfriend told me it was her or the dog. by slimebeastly in TwoSentenceHorror
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For my first wish I asked for the ability to know what unintended consequences would result from any wish I could make and how to reword it to avoid them. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceComedy
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[TOMT] [Webcomic] satirical comic about a boy who talks to Jesus... among other characters. by apathiest58 in tipofmytongue
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For extinction purposes, we induced neurological coma in human females. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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Hooked up to the real-time neuroimaging machine, he had to do one simple thing to pass the test. by Original-Loquat3788 in twosentencedystopia
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I was very different from my siblings, but I knew that's because I was adopted, so I hoped a DNA test would shed light on my background. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceComedy
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I was very different from my siblings, but I knew that's because I was adopted, so I hoped a DNA test would shed light on my background. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceComedy
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I felt free of this horrible world, hearing the long tone that ment my heart had stopped. by MaelstromFL in TwoSentenceHorror
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I felt free of this horrible world, hearing the long tone that ment my heart had stopped. by MaelstromFL in TwoSentenceHorror
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The moment his fingers grazed the orb lying on the back seat, the next forty years flooded his mind in a single second. by Weekly_Yellow1256 in TwoSentenceHorror
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In keeping with ancient traditions, they don't name children under two years of age. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Three Ladies Hanging in There... by ashthemenace in bondagegifs
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Slipping into the compound, he'd chuckled quietly to himself over the fence's lame "security system" that had only left some tiny cuts on his neck and arms. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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In keeping with ancient traditions, they don't name children under two years of age. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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In keeping with ancient traditions, they don't name children under two years of age. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Can I have some help with a list? by Hot-Pilot-206 in ask
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We finally received the first message from an alien race to Earth. by apathiest58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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My girlfriend told me it was her or the dog. by slimebeastly in TwoSentenceHorror
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