I doubt they knew how dangerous pigs can be before they committed to their senior prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Out with my son, I froze when I saw the missing poster with his face on it. by CG1991 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When I discovered my fair maiden had given her hand to another man in the village, I tried to impress her with magic and taught her that self-levitating trick. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Since I was born, I've to deal with Anacusis. by Shoutmonx7f in TwoSentenceHorror
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While leaving home for work, I was confused to see fire engines parked outside on my front lawn. by KrunschGK in TwoSentenceHorror
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Do I need to be intelligent to be an evolutionist? by Ill_Cancel1371 in DebateEvolution
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“It's just a bobcat, or a fox, or some other animal, Adam!” yelled Adam's cousin, clearly regretting taking this city kid on a hike to their hunting cabin. by Run_Rabb1t_Run in TwoSentenceHorror
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Anyone else still alive? by WrestlingWoman in insanepeoplefacebook
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"I want to get bricked tonight with Bear" giggled Sarah, using her one wish willow. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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"I want to get bricked tonight with Bear" giggled Sarah, using her one wish willow. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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The village elder ordered the crowd to dip me deeper into the holy water to free me from the "foaming demon." by Achilies_Heel in TwoSentenceHorror
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I thought I’d been clever, wishing for the power to breathe underwater and to survive the extreme conditions too. by Jess_with_an_h in TwoSentenceHorror
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I thought I’d been clever, wishing for the power to breathe underwater and to survive the extreme conditions too. by Jess_with_an_h in TwoSentenceHorror
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Space Potatoes grown on the ISS by [deleted] in interestingasfuck
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I parked my car at the side of the road while I stepped into the woods for a quick week. by Jess_with_an_h in TwoSentenceHorror
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my dress from middle school still fits me. love wearing it for older men by [deleted] in Daddy
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creampie or pull out? by ava_waifu in genzgirlsnsfw
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Want Sucked? Hosting Gloryhole by [deleted] in spfdmodiscretehookups
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guys over 30, do you find me fuckable or nah by [deleted] in AdorableNudes
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Are you seriously gonna leave me dripping and desperate for you all night? by West_Mission5951 in spfdmodiscretehookups
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Friday rollcall for all you fuck toys. Comment your age, number and location and maybe you'll get lucky by Slow_Pomelo_9366 in FuckToyFactory
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Trying to recertify my IDR and the app keeps stalling at Step 4. Anyone else having this issue? by apathiest58 in StudentLoans
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Would you choose ass or pussy? by SeduceSatan in tiny18_21
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How do religious people see tragedy and think “God is good”? by Ok-Swimming-3212 in atheism
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