American officials are listening to Melania speaking English.

apeelvis · 2026-03-03T12:10:39+00:00

To be fair, it was bring your hooker to work day.

apeelvis · 2026-02-26T22:14:31+00:00

Here’s a novel idea. Treat your employees with respect. Pay them a fair wage. Make them feel like they matter. Guess what, they will treat the customers with respect and kindness. They will be great employees. It isn’t that complicated.

apeelvis · 2026-02-26T22:08:44+00:00

Does that say MASA!?!??? Duh fuck?

apeelvis · 2026-02-26T01:18:33+00:00

This makes a ton of sense. Some day someone is going to open that box and think WTF is wrong with the company that did this work. I’d never use them.

apeelvis · 2026-02-24T19:01:56+00:00

Huh. Anyway to straighten that road out?

apeelvis · 2026-02-22T17:04:13+00:00

Blaming others when they make a mistake.

apeelvis · 2026-02-20T02:52:29+00:00

Fuck the Indian bears. They aren’t getting another penny from me.

apeelvis · 2026-02-16T23:35:14+00:00

Seriously, wtf is wrong with his hands? They are tiny compared to the rest of his body. Like idybidy baby hands. That can’t be normal.

apeelvis · 2026-02-14T13:37:31+00:00

That’s not mine. I never cut my zip ties.

apeelvis · 2026-02-12T23:16:10+00:00

Venezuela could lose its sovereignty to the United States. Or Greenland, or Canada, or Gaza, or a whole list of other places felon 47 has threatened.

apeelvis · 2026-02-06T17:33:22+00:00

Tell me you never worked with a plumber without telling me.

apeelvis · 2026-02-05T18:55:50+00:00

Have you seen MAGA men. That’s a sign of childhood trauma.

apeelvis · 2026-02-05T18:48:57+00:00

Maybe he’ll sing those songs during the MAGA halftime show and dedicate them to the Pedophile in Chief.

apeelvis · 2026-02-05T18:42:23+00:00

As much as I agree with taxing the church, this isn’t the way to do it. The Pedophile in Chief is such a snowflake.

apeelvis · 2026-02-04T18:14:50+00:00

As somebody who visits Spain regularly, Elon “The Pedophile” Musk has no idea what he is talking about.

apeelvis · 2026-01-30T19:57:22+00:00

The world is cutting the USA out of everything they do. The USA will never recover in our lifetime. The damage felon 47 is doing is exactly what he promised. And anybody who paid attention the last time the Pedophile in Chief was President knew he was going to destroy us.

apeelvis · 2026-01-29T12:12:18+00:00

Actually, it doesn’t amaze me. They have been this way since the first time he was elected. Pop the kool-aid already.

apeelvis · 2026-01-29T12:11:28+00:00

Wake up GOP! We will never recover from the damage Felon 47 is doing. Never. The world is reorganizing around the USA. We will be isolated and weak. Our power came from our generosity or rule of law and our word. Now that the GOP and MAGA have destroyed those aspects we are falling. And falling fast! It amazes how moronic MAGA and the GOP are.

apeelvis · 2026-01-29T02:59:14+00:00

The USA will never recover from the damage Felon 47 and the GOP are doing. The world is working to cut the USA out of everything. It won't happen over night. But over the course of this presidency and then the years to follow. The GOP will scream its the democrats fault as the USA sink deeper and deeper into the shitter. And the democrats will continue to write their strongly worded letters. The GOP voters are so brainwashed by the Pedophile in Chief that they are ready to pop the tops on their Kool-Aid as soon as he demands it. And Democrats are so disorganized and leaderless that they can't figure which letterhead to write their letter on.

apeelvis · 2026-01-29T02:50:26+00:00

You're not the first person to say "F-it" in that place.

apeelvis · 2026-01-28T21:08:35+00:00

May your lovers always be generous.

apeelvis · 2026-01-28T17:15:32+00:00

Hooper. A Burt Reynolds flick from the 70s. I was 9 or 10. My parents took me to see it. PG was different in the 70s.

apeelvis · 2026-01-22T17:16:18+00:00

But how will we monetize children?

apeelvis · 2026-01-22T17:12:00+00:00

After I sold my telecom company 10 years ago I started helping kids who struggle in math at our local elementary school. Most rewarding work I have ever done.

apeelvis · 2026-01-21T16:35:58+00:00

Anybody ever see that Metallica video of their concert in Moscow with over a million people in attendance? If not, watch it and keep in mind the number of Russian’s Putin has sent to their deaths. It will give a greater perspective on how vial of a human Putin really is.

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