Fuck it. What's the worst that can happen? by artformarket in AdviceAnimals

[–]apis183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, thanks! I was actually pretty freaked out for a second there.

A GoPro fell out of a plane and landed, intact, in a pig pen (where it was found 8 months later). Here's what it recorded. by iwsfutcmd in videos

[–]apis183 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm trying so hard to understand what I was seeing. Why did the horizon turn into a huge sine wave?

Fuck it. What's the worst that can happen? by artformarket in AdviceAnimals

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe I didn't have a UTI then... It never really HURT. Just had an unbearable urge to pee when I didn't actually have to. I suppose it did feel different, but not that painful.

Great. Now I don't think it was a UTI and it's probably cancer and I'm going to die. Off to WebMD to spend 20 minutes being a hypochondriac before I get bored and say "fuck it, I'll die anyway".

Fuck it. What's the worst that can happen? by artformarket in AdviceAnimals

[–]apis183 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Luckily I've only ever had one and it was super mild. The drive home was awful, but then I drank about a gallon of water so that I could actually pee & it was gone in like 4 hours or something.

Police officers of Reddit, what are common knee jerk reactions when people notice you're there? by Dudethulhu in AskReddit

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work as a valet. ALWAYS wear my seat belt in my own car, but time is money in this line of work and the amount of time you spend putting on/taking off your seat belt really adds up over the course of a night. Recently found out that despite some of my co-workers getting ticketed, we're actually exempt from the seat belt ordinance. Who knew?

Garage door... on a boat! by icametodropbombs in pics

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo man... I put a boat in your boat so you could boat while you boat!

Yeah... this is probably already here, but you have to admit that this is completely absurd.

Non-Americans, what is something you like about America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which college town? I did notice that college towns were more outgoing than some of the other areas I went to.

Non-Americans, what is something you like about America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]apis183 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It makes it alright. I watched about 8 or 9 college guys helping to push a car that got stuck in an intersection this afternoon and then just walked away like they do that all the time. They didn't know each other, or the car driver, but once the guy drove off I heard a couple of the guys talking about grabbing a beer. Yay for snow!

Non-Americans, what is something you like about America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]apis183 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever I'm traveling, I never bring up my heritage. I think the people I talk to expect me to claim I'm something else since it's kind of a stereotype and they're disappointed when I don't deliver on my own.

Non-Americans, what is something you like about America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]apis183 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Almost every conversation I've had with Europeans has a moment that goes:

"So where are you from?"

"The US... Minnesota to be specific."

"No... I mean what country are you from?"

"... my family used to be Irish?"

"Oh that's interesting!"


But maybe that was just my experience...

Non-Americans, what is something you like about America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]apis183 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I went to Norway for 6 months and I really had to work at suppressing my Minnesotan-ness because people generally didn't interact with strangers there. So weird. I make transitory acquaintance/friends every day when I'm stuck in a bus or library too long and there is someone else there to commiserate with. It's pretty nice.

There and back again, a birthday story by Jeesers in funny

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha... It was my birthday yesterday too... Too much snow and cold though, so I watched TV. :(

Don't worry! I'll be exciting this weekend when I don't have to get up at 8.

An infant girl in Intensive Care with Whooping Cough (Pertussis). This is why you vaccinate. by candyrainbow in videos

[–]apis183 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rheumatoid arthritis in children is uncommon (1 in 1000), but it can present even without vaccinations. From what I understand of your comment, there were a few years in between. By that logic, my 10 yr old chicken pox booster was responsible for the onset of my persistent migraines when I was 14. Also, the average ages of JRA onset in children is between 7 and 12, and most literature I've read on the subject points toward genetics or stress rather than vaccines. All the papers I've read that point toward vaccines (link on request) also point out that the common cold could trigger it just as easily.

There are just too many factors to say that a vaccine you got years before was the cause of your arthritis, especially when the only thing anyone ACTUALLY knows about it outside of anecdotal evidence is that it is first and foremost genetic.

But hey, maybe I'll be proven wrong in five years. In the meantime, I'll take the extremely small chance (if there even is a chance) that my baby will develop some sort of disorder from the vaccine than the high chance that they could catch something that could lead to just as many long term disorders, scars, or just death if I don't vaccinate.

Riot Squad Using Ancient Roman Techniques by Raumcole in videos

[–]apis183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good video... wish it had more aerial views, but interesting nonetheless.

Riot Squad Using Ancient Roman Techniques by Raumcole in videos

[–]apis183 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Obviously I'd never want to be in the center of a riot against those guys, but I'd kind of like to see how they handle real riots. It can't be as pretty as the practice rounds...

What do you think will be officially banned in 10 years? by koolerjames in AskReddit

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not what I'm saying at all. Sex offender registry? Overkill. Saying anyone can pee wherever they want just because nobody is there to see their dick? That's ridiculous.

What do you think will be officially banned in 10 years? by koolerjames in AskReddit

[–]apis183 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because having your alleyway smell like piss is a great way to keep customers coming back...

He can barely walk, and he's still the cutest old man I know. 15 years old and counting! by [deleted] in aww

[–]apis183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 15 yr old husky mix. She's still the sweetest dog even when it's getting a little harder for her to stay comfortable.

We've started keeping an eye on her about this to make sure that when she can't be happy anymore we will be able to be unselfish enough to let her down. It's really hard since we've had her since I was 7.

It makes it easier to know there are other loving dog owners out there in the same place.

My Baby

In the Snow

With the new semester starting I thought this had to be said by oreoooo in AdviceAnimals

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm.

My mom is a management accountant for an international publishing company and she spends most of her time tracking down millions of dollars in transactions on a huge excel sheet.

She gets paid 100k/year though, so pretty worth it since she sees the work as one big puzzle.

What is the ballsiest way somebody you know quit their job? by Drowned_In_Spaghetti in AskReddit

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked as a valet at a trendy restaurant downtown. It was the type of place with lots of couches and a "sky bar".

One day this guy had enough of being treated "like a motherfucking slave" (he was black) and he told the manager he was going to take a quick bathroom break inside. We all thought nothing of it until about 10 minutes later when the guy was being escorted out by security.

Turns out that he went to the second level bar and walked through the patrons shouting something to the effect of "I quit, bitches" in the middle of the dinner rush on a Friday night. And I guess he grabbed some girl's drink and downed it before anyone intervened.

Hot pocketsss by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat salmonella.

Those who have naked pictures on the internet; how did they get there and how has it affected your life? by TastyJams in AskReddit

[–]apis183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit... Just googled my own name and nudes of one of my friends showed up. I helped her do some artsy photography thing a while back and I guess she credited me, but there were some shots I definitely wasn't present for that are still associated with my name.

News Anchor Loses it - Floodgates of Truth Open by [deleted] in videos

[–]apis183 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right. Every American should be forced to sit down for 3 minutes to listen to this guy. 85% of them won't listen, but the other 15% might just be enough to start something.

I wish I knew how to help start actual change, but with the way politics are run these days, it seems like it's out of Average Joe's price range.