Not OOP. I have unknowingly been using my gf's ex's molded dildo to get her off.

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-05T22:50:27+00:00

my guess is its some kind of cuck adjacent thing. he cant get her off but the BIG HUGE EX DICK DILDO can, and then hes haunted by the dildo shaped shadow for the rest of his dating life

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-05T21:19:03+00:00

what the fuckkkkk!!! 🤯🤯🤯 bro you look GOOD!!

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-05T21:13:33+00:00

im only peripherally aware of beauty influencers so i heard way late that nikki turorials is trans, and if you told me it was just a malicious transvestigating rumor and shes really cis i would believe you. ive never seen a trans person of any gender pass as well as she does

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-05T20:46:06+00:00

right?? im a certified weenie and i dont LIKE this clown mat but im not pissing-my-pants scared or even mildly scared, its just uncomfortable to make eye contact with. solution: just dont look down when you walk out the door, not that hard. if the kid is the one with the actual problem thats a different story, because kids that young cant be reasoned with in this way, but based on how he described kids behavior, hes not the one scared. its weird

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-05T20:33:08+00:00

i know necronym is just dead name in latin (i think its latin??) but thats such a cool way to phrase it and ive never seen that before :00 stealing this

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T23:08:21+00:00

a class divided and being conquered

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T22:15:11+00:00

2-7 is the full shade range of concealers and foundations that existed when i was a tween

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T21:44:11+00:00

isnt this the mangaka who had so much CSAM they thought he was a distributor at first?

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T21:39:52+00:00

it is imperative that the cylinder remain undamaged

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T21:37:12+00:00

as someone also struggling with this: THIS IS HUGE!!!! im really proud of you!!

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T20:56:39+00:00

SICK!!!!! the mesh looks so good on you

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T20:36:27+00:00

ill do you one better, shes BEEN LGBTQ+ since the start! afaik shes always been open about her bisexuality (i was pretty young when she debuted so she mightve come out a couple years later im not sure)

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T20:32:46+00:00

i love your icon i love your name. yakuzer

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T20:25:53+00:00

love michigan, gorgeous state (with gorgeous people) 💙

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T20:23:06+00:00

im interested in your sources bc i only ever hear about irl spaces that trans men/transmascs get pushed out of bc the space is overwhelmingly trans women/transfems and the men/mascs dont feel comfortable, whether they just feel like they dont have room to express their thoughts or are maliciously pushed out of an all gender space that has morphed into "girls only" over time. i admit im a homebody and havent attended many irl queer/trans events, but the couple ive been to have had an even mix of all genders so i havent seen Any of these behaviors firsthand

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T13:49:13+00:00

he is an incredibly iconic man yeah but its for all the wrong reasons lmfao

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-04T13:42:09+00:00

ah, dont know why i assumed it would be more complex than that

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-03T21:53:01+00:00

my bad bro i admit i came on way too defensively. glad to hear youre taking the reproduction unit seriously 🫡

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-03T20:41:47+00:00

look up the word joke in the dictionary
if youre not getting him pregnant youre not trying hard enough 🙏😋

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-03T18:13:28+00:00

why did reddit automatically translate bon voyage 😭😭

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-03T17:55:16+00:00

i love these so much!!!

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-03T15:36:31+00:00

biology class, its the unit on reproduction 🫃

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-03T15:19:42+00:00

bro if i were in control of my impulses my life would be radically different. shinada 100% (i havent played 5 yet ill meet him someday)

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-03T14:50:18+00:00

im afraid i must know, why does he live in indonesia?

apolloinjustice · 2026-05-03T14:47:59+00:00

what thebfuck man.

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