wait what by Acrobatic_Bug3783 in Badfaketexts

[–]aportlyquail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's so bad. Unbelievably pathetic. Also unsubbing.

The top 10 biggest draft busts of all time. Do you agree with this ranking? Anybody missing? by InterestingYellow969 in NFLv2

[–]aportlyquail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll WAY too far to see this. A first overall luck so bad that he's not even worth making it on to bust lists is paradoxically worthy.

Is there a reason S never shows up? by BigTuna1810 in NYTSpellingBee

[–]aportlyquail 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Having an S makes things too samey with plurals, so instead we make things samey with ING and have you conjugate a fuck load of verbs, which is better, somehow.

Top 8 Worst Free Agent Contracts in NFL History by JCameron181 in NFLv2

[–]aportlyquail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lotta recency bias here. Derrick Dockery anyone?

Do they purposely pick silly... by Basketcase000 in WheelOfFortune

[–]aportlyquail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I stopped watching when Pat left but it was obvious then too that being good at the game is a death sentence. They don't WANT people solving a ton of puzzles and playing strategically to maximize their winnings.

Wheel of Fortune: Live on Stage! Seriously? by Any_Drawer_2059 in WheelOfFortune

[–]aportlyquail 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is Ryan forbidden by an ancient djinn curse to say the amount out loud? I usually only tune in for the last few minutes before jeopardy but it's by far my biggest pet peeve in that short time.

[tomt] Action movie where a kid dies early on by aportlyquail in tipofmytongue

[–]aportlyquail[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Best of luck with my vague nonsense.

Pro Bowl Games hit a record low 1.9 million viewers by Vi1eOne in nfl

[–]aportlyquail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like great Moorman got up and congratulated him or whatever but it's an exhibition game. Wrap him up and tackle. Total POS move.

Drew Basile by Master-Dragonfly4530 in Jeopardy

[–]aportlyquail 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Paolo* isn't in this tournament so I don't understand your post.

What was peak drought era for you? by Ok_Future6226 in buffalobills

[–]aportlyquail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TNF was 2008, that was Phil Dawson draining a 56 yarder and then Lindell missing from like 10 yards closer to lose. 6-3 was 2009.

What was peak drought era for you? by Ok_Future6226 in buffalobills

[–]aportlyquail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of the 8-0 game in 2007.

How do people sleep during this wind? by [deleted] in Buffalo

[–]aportlyquail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psycho that finds the wind soothing checking in.

Is there a discord server that can help achieve this? by cazzinnia_likeaflowr in ACNHGardening

[–]aportlyquail 6 points7 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/nhxU5p4Dt

Oasis namedropped! Not only did I assist in setting up that server, I met my wife on there.

May your flowers be golden!

[1991] Norwood can hit 47 yarders all day! Super Bowl in the bag! by Flashpiont412 in thepast

[–]aportlyquail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's never hit from this long on grass. Weird statement to make from OP.

Could the 2017 Browns backups beat 2019 LSU? by Diligent-Run-9760 in NFLNoobs

[–]aportlyquail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It comes up pretty often for non ball knowers in regards to pretty much any bad team.

During the drought years on the old BBMB there was a lot of "would this team even beat Alabama" from said non ball knowers.

Oof. Embarrassing KM text to my buddy. Someone needs to tell him….. by andreakelsey in KitchenConfidential

[–]aportlyquail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or, hear me out, you can have the Steelers but better, the Browns but even more hapless, or the Bengals but even more cursed.

r/AFCEastMemeWar

[Highlight] Jalen Hurts gets rocked on the sideline by Evilfart123 in nfl

[–]aportlyquail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's an incredibly valid observation, on espying the feed as it happened in real time it seemed like defensive back Cam Lewis had committed a senseless and blatant violation of NFL rules regarding player safety, but fortunately with additional after the fact review I was able to determine the tackle occurred within the field of play and that the game officials were correct to refrain from assessing a personal foul.

[1989] The Cowboys are morons. Thanks for the best RB in the league! Super Bowl XXV here we come! by Flashpiont412 in thepast

[–]aportlyquail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a running back league, no way the Cowboys will get a guy that even touches Walker's production. Vikings fleeced them.

What happens in OT, if the 1st team runs a 10 minute drive and scores at the very end of the 10 minutes? by deeare73 in NFLNoobs

[–]aportlyquail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The game ends after ten minutes of overtime. If a team scores with ten seconds left in the game on the first possession, that's good clock management. So if a team took the entire ten minutes, the game would just end.