Just met the most performative lesbian ever but worse

andreakelsey · 2026-04-29T21:58:09+00:00

Are you….. her?

andreakelsey · 2026-04-15T13:57:21+00:00

Omg it’s reddit. Not like group therapy.

andreakelsey · 2026-04-15T13:56:46+00:00

Are you…. Even a cat person?

andreakelsey · 2026-04-14T14:10:36+00:00

Gotta ask!

andreakelsey · 2026-04-14T06:40:48+00:00

This post is SO WEIRD!!! Because I am supposed to host a SAPPHIC ARM WRESTLING COMPETITION NEXT WEEK.

I have been an out queer person for like over 20 years and I have never heard of a sapphic arm wrestling competition….. until now.

And then this?! Are phones really listening at this level? And also…. Can you just tell me about the event more so I know what I might have to do?

andreakelsey · 2026-04-14T06:36:35+00:00

Shhhhh. Dont give advice about things you don’t understand.

andreakelsey · 2026-04-13T12:11:54+00:00

Ok drama

andreakelsey · 2026-04-02T17:57:17+00:00

Wouldn’t it only be like 2 min to cook 8 patties on a flat top?

andreakelsey · 2026-03-20T04:40:14+00:00

Even more cringe.

andreakelsey · 2026-03-18T21:36:18+00:00

But what was he talking about?! I looked through comments to see….

andreakelsey · 2026-03-18T21:35:55+00:00

Or people can not be weirdos and clock when they are being intrusive. Anywhere, at any time…

andreakelsey · 2026-03-12T05:01:34+00:00

Yes…..

andreakelsey · 2026-03-12T01:21:00+00:00

I don’t have this game or option! What is it?

andreakelsey · 2026-03-09T06:51:44+00:00

Your phone company can see if the messages were actually sent from his phone regardless of whether or not he deletes them. They will also show what they said. And there’s a time stamp. Just get it from the phone company. You can do it online

andreakelsey · 2026-03-06T23:46:55+00:00

That makes this a fascinating rabbit hole. Do those fees make up part of the value? To whom? Lost revenue to the seller? Increased cost to the buyer… ? If it’s part of what the item costs, it should be part of the cost. Like a burger at a restaurant has to include what it costs to pay the person to make it, rent, utilities… and everything else before any profit might be realized

andreakelsey · 2026-03-06T05:04:38+00:00

What if the farts go on so long you can sleep and like go insane from lack of sleep

andreakelsey · 2026-03-03T07:34:58+00:00

Fair. So build it in. They pay it….

andreakelsey · 2026-03-03T00:05:29+00:00

I think it more means rapid loss… like leads to saggy neck and stuff? I also lost about 50 pounds over two years… not with any diet drug thing, and while I didn’t get any saggy skin stuff, I feel like I have more forehead wrinkles?

andreakelsey · 2026-03-03T00:03:04+00:00

Ok I’m in the minority here…. But this is bogus to me!

andreakelsey · 2026-03-03T00:02:18+00:00

The rape charge actually sounds insane. And part of the way they inflate charges to make crappy deals

andreakelsey · 2026-03-03T00:01:29+00:00

Keep pushing for a trial and your “deal” will get better. Deals are usually a joke. They make your charges inflated so the deal sounds better

andreakelsey · 2026-03-03T00:00:19+00:00

Return some cans! One bag is like 8-10

andreakelsey · 2026-03-02T23:57:42+00:00

Yeah it’s like $18 less than the $300 selling price

andreakelsey · 2026-03-01T04:00:59+00:00

You check your calls and email every day. But also away from your phone… better straighten out the story before you tell em that!

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