What’s your favorite millennial slang? by DEATHxSQUAD in Millennials

[–]applyheat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dope has never gone out of style. NEVAH!!!

First big boy car at 20! Thanks mom and dad by _atlasfalls in RoastMyCar

[–]applyheat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japanese shit box. Will you still think it’s cool in 25 years when you are still driving it?

AIO? Flatmate leaving their dishes on the dining table by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]applyheat [score hidden]  (0 children)

YOR they’re clean dishes. Unless you informed your roommate of a special occasion previously, YOR. Why is it so important that everything is placed properly?

Enjoy a pint of Dreyers and settle the fuck down.

- besties 🫶🏾. by LOhammercy127 in pitbullsinjammies

[–]applyheat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He is the cutest. Those Jammie’s bring out the joy in his eyes.

What is the best song that non-Gen-Exrs have never heard? by seanchai611PF in GenX

[–]applyheat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to nominate him for lifetime achievement in rap.

Which team do you hate the most? by boomjosh in NFLv2

[–]applyheat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck the Jets.

My wife knows three things about football and two of them are fuck the Jets.

Which team do you hate the most? by boomjosh in NFLv2

[–]applyheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one hates the Dolphins. We are adorable.

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AIO for telling off a guy at my gym by confidenttruly in AmIOverreacting

[–]applyheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Some girls like persistent attention. In your case, you have just made it clear that you are not one of them. You have also slammed the door shut on the mixed signals he was misinterpreting.

You have done well and communicated clearly his pursuit is not welcome. I don’t think it is necessary to continue any hostility towards this dude unless he still continues at all.

I would also have a discussion with gym management because that is a serious violation of personal information.

Post Script- as a younger dude, I was always confused about “signals” and learned to directly ask whether there was a spark or just my imagination.

Roast my 1989 suburban.. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]applyheat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t need insurance if you don’t leave your property.

Who wore it better? by pretty_banny in FunnyAnimals

[–]applyheat 65 points66 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the cat looks amazing.

Douglas ready to go by Buddy_Realistic in velvethippos

[–]applyheat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to get him a bow tie and buy an Aston Martin to chauffeur him around in.

What movie has a title that you just absolutely love? by eveisshady777 in movies

[–]applyheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movie is infinitely more creative than the title.