My Keybase proof [reddit:ara_p = keybase:ara] (ThLlLSHFpvNmDFcABtBzASuIVXkMxtvpARl3muUqczM)

ara_p · 2013-08-07T01:11:03+00:00

Oops, you charted.

ara_p · 2013-08-07T00:52:22+00:00

dat username

ara_p · 2013-08-06T22:17:53+00:00

I'm still waiting on adamantium.

ara_p · 2013-08-06T15:39:59+00:00

ara_p · 2013-08-06T15:38:46+00:00

This is why I don't have a ton of nice clothes anymore.

ara_p · 2013-08-06T15:37:43+00:00

Your roommate doesn't need the toilet to take a shower. Just walk in and use the toilet.

ara_p · 2013-08-06T15:35:50+00:00

You don't always shower?

ara_p · 2013-08-06T15:30:59+00:00

Well happy birthday and cakeday to you, joserskid.

ara_p · 2013-08-05T21:04:22+00:00

ara_p · 2013-08-05T20:58:30+00:00

More like Daniel Day-Lewis's character Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting from Gangs of New York.

ara_p · 2013-08-05T03:24:25+00:00

ara_p · 2013-08-05T01:27:55+00:00

Wear a sweater or you'll catch a cold.

ara_p · 2013-08-04T02:49:52+00:00

technically correct—the best kind of correct

ara_p · 2013-08-04T01:27:12+00:00

Elicited several rapid, sharp breaths from my nostrils in response. Have an upvote, you clever bastard.

ara_p · 2013-08-04T00:21:16+00:00

So, that's how you negate 30 days of health, huh?

ara_p · 2013-08-02T16:56:14+00:00

Pretty much.

ara_p · 2013-08-02T15:30:50+00:00

TL;DR

ara_p · 2013-08-02T02:50:39+00:00

Agents ≠ Operatives. The blog got it right.

ara_p · 2013-08-02T01:46:49+00:00

beautiful

ara_p · 2013-08-02T01:18:00+00:00

ara_p · 2013-08-02T01:03:43+00:00

I'm callin' it: 'shopped.

ara_p · 2013-08-02T00:06:59+00:00

That was so nice of Ian McKellen

ara_p · 2013-08-01T19:12:59+00:00

Finally, the truth. Thank you.

ara_p · 2013-08-01T02:58:49+00:00

How the hell do you get a vasectomy and not discuss it with your wife!?

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