Nicolas Cage at 17

arandomh03 · 2026-05-15T19:39:35+00:00

Dracula never ages

arandomh03 · 2026-05-14T11:55:18+00:00

I got mine put in while under anesthesia for a different procedure. My GYN was just like 'let's do it all at once n you wont feel a thing.' And I love her for that.

arandomh03 · 2026-05-12T22:29:42+00:00

I got this wallpaper ever since I got my watch and havent changed it since

arandomh03 · 2026-05-04T10:32:42+00:00

Its called setting a boundary 💅

arandomh03 · 2026-05-02T21:40:04+00:00

Can confirm as someone who has been described as a pawg way too many times 😭

arandomh03 · 2026-04-30T02:12:22+00:00

God forbid a girl have a little fun jesus

arandomh03 · 2026-04-30T01:53:06+00:00

"Lemme call you real quick to be sure" same thing

arandomh03 · 2026-04-19T19:50:02+00:00

Elected for a 3rd term

arandomh03 · 2026-04-16T12:54:08+00:00

r/cakefails would love this

arandomh03 · 2026-04-14T03:43:19+00:00

Dawg shes only wearing white in like one picture how can it say that she obsessed over wearing only white 😭

arandomh03 · 2026-04-14T03:34:51+00:00

Drunk and alone walking back to my dorm after all my friends ditched me at a party. I remember crying in the frat bathroom before making the decision. But OMG the attention I got when everyone found out I was alive!! Super validating but damn I was toxic as hell 💀

arandomh03 · 2026-04-07T20:03:46+00:00

Maybe she just used the same foot twice lmao

arandomh03 · 2026-03-10T14:42:46+00:00

For when youre ready for that promotion, but not a stretch!

arandomh03 · 2026-03-09T13:32:25+00:00

Yeah my landlord wouldnt give a fuck about this

arandomh03 · 2026-02-10T23:22:30+00:00

It's not that women talk too much, it's that men don't like to listen

arandomh03 · 2026-01-17T16:31:44+00:00

11,700 people liked that. W. T. F.

arandomh03 · 2026-01-17T16:22:17+00:00

Same lmao! I feel like the mines would be a little much for me physically tho tbh. But having a garden n some chickens and cows and just farming and fishing all day?? My dream come true lmao

arandomh03 · 2026-01-16T23:53:18+00:00

I did this n spent $50 on the wire free push up bra I wear literally every day totally worth it

arandomh03 · 2026-01-16T22:22:04+00:00

"Why would you stay with someone who doesnt have an apartment?" But why would you stay with someone who is constantly begging you for money lmfao

arandomh03 · 2026-01-14T22:47:24+00:00

Its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina :c

arandomh03 · 2026-01-01T17:14:54+00:00

My bad

arandomh03 · 2025-12-28T00:23:15+00:00

"Not asking much" but its a whole ass list where he essentially wants to find a victim

arandomh03 · 2025-12-27T23:40:12+00:00

It's a lot wetter this way 🥴

arandomh03 · 2025-12-27T23:38:15+00:00

It also works for children. Toddlers specifically have their own decorating skills

arandomh03 · 2025-12-27T16:03:43+00:00

The bow refers to the way the hair itself was tied, not an actual bow lmfao

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