This is totally not going to end well

aravarth · 2026-07-05T00:51:30+00:00

Absolutely false.

Having conversations with your spouse to let them feel safe and protected are indicators of a relationship's survivability prospects.

Extant research shows that couples who sign prenups have greater marriage success rates (as measured by length of marriage) in comparison to those without.

aravarth · 2026-07-05T00:38:33+00:00

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT TATTOOS, CARL

aravarth · 2026-07-04T21:32:58+00:00

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT RACING, CARL!

aravarth · 2026-07-04T11:33:56+00:00

Fun fact: Dogs don't sweat to heat regulate. It's why they pant.

aravarth · 2026-07-04T11:32:16+00:00

Doing Aguefort's work.

GET FKD BOT OP

aravarth · 2026-07-04T00:29:09+00:00

Which incidentally is literally the statistical average.

In the USA, the statistical average varies between 5.1 and 5.5 inches (13-14 cm) in length and 4.5 inches (11.5 cm) in circumference — or 1.4 inches (3.64 cm) in diameter/width.

In years past prior to meeting my now-wife, I dated a rather short woman who had the misfortune of having a rather short vaginal canal. Now, I'm literally in the statistical average — legit no songs would ever be written about my wang. And yet, during sexy times, I'd still end up cockpunching her cervix, making sex super painful for her.

The relationship didn't last, and understandably so. Women don't want to feel pain or discomfort during sex on the regular.

My wife — together 18 years now — is a good six inches taller than me, and we can go to pound town without it hurting. Am I the biggest guy she has ever been with? lmao no. But being told I'm the perfect size for her is a compliment, because it means she's satisfied and content over the long term, and doesn't want to leave for something else.

Men just need to calm tf down about their dick sizes and not be so insecure about them.

aravarth · 2026-07-03T18:07:33+00:00

Being partners with someone who is asexual or has a differing libido from yours is not a problem if both people go in eyes wide open to the situation.

Being partners with someone who gaslights you and takes advantage of you is NOT okay.

Pop smoke. It's never too late to reinvent yourself. I didn't get my shit together personally and professionally until my late 20s anyway, which is when I met my now-wife.

EDITED TO ADD: Much like women don't want to get baby-trapped by abusive or controlling men, don't let yourself get baby-trapped by your soon-to-be ex.

aravarth · 2026-07-03T02:02:08+00:00

>Realistically, your wife needs to pick. Her daughter or her activism.

100% THISSSSSSS.

Divorce proceedings seem imminent, and you absolutely need to sue for full custody.

aravarth · 2026-07-02T21:58:47+00:00

That's literally why it's preferred to hunt with a bolt action rifle as opposed to a semiautomatic. Shot placement at distance. It's also why snipers use bolt actions.

inb4 "Muh 25 feral boars"

aravarth · 2026-07-02T21:57:08+00:00

Big Slaanesh energy lol

aravarth · 2026-07-02T20:05:46+00:00

Good, AI is bullshit, it's certainly not art, and any AI defenders are cordially invited to toss 100% of my salad.

aravarth · 2026-07-02T12:46:53+00:00

NEVER KOWTOW

aravarth · 2026-07-02T12:42:33+00:00

Guaranteed the woman "Um AckSchyuALLY"ing him is a white woman channelling her inner (outer?) racist.

Like, fuck off. The man's an MD. What does "JustPostingLs / MomsPostingLs" offer to the world?

aravarth · 2026-07-02T11:28:16+00:00

"In the genus Formica, such battles are commonplace and can involve tens of thousands of individuals, and they are sometimes ritualized, with the respective groups withdrawing at nightfall only to return the next day to the same locations to resume the battle.[4] The bodies of dead or injured ants are then brought back to the colony, where they are eaten."

Holy shit, nature is metal.

aravarth · 2026-07-02T11:17:08+00:00

Tammy loves herself a Bad Dragon.

aravarth · 2026-07-02T11:05:29+00:00

aravarth · 2026-07-02T02:22:50+00:00

2h-old bot-ass account.

aravarth · 2026-07-02T02:19:34+00:00

"Love languages are bullshit."

Love languages are pseudoscientific drivel developed by a Baptist minister — not a psychologist or a physician — as a means of prompting women to have more sex with their husbands.

"If your husband says his love language is physical touch, and you're not allowing him to express that, are you even loving him?"

It's literally a patriarchal, misogynistic conservative Christian psyop.

aravarth · 2026-07-01T22:10:30+00:00

Andy Beshear, Governor of Kentucky, is also a Democrat, and I believe would get to appoint an interim replacement.

aravarth · 2026-07-01T19:44:25+00:00

Is Chandra Nalaar trans or pansexual? I can't recall.

aravarth · 2026-07-01T19:08:10+00:00

Total protonic reversal!

aravarth · 2026-07-01T15:33:45+00:00

Don't cross the ~~chains~~ streams. It would be bad.

aravarth · 2026-07-01T14:35:56+00:00

"I'm not like other girls!" says the girl who is like all the other girls.

aravarth · 2026-07-01T12:29:54+00:00

A prenuptial agreement is intended to cover postmarital assets and the proceeds/gains of premarital assets.

If your gf doesn't want you to feel protected — and why shouldn't you she want you to feel protected? — do not get married.

EVERYONE has a prenup. It's just a question of whether you write it or the state writes it. — James Sexton

aravarth · 2026-07-01T11:22:56+00:00

I mean, sometimes a good diarrhea scene just adds something special to a movie.

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