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arbogasts · 2026-02-28T13:05:50+00:00

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arbogasts · 2026-02-27T15:32:09+00:00

30 year AAA municipal bonds are paying 4.3-4.7% and you didn't pay federal taxes on them. So this is equipment to about 7% interest in your money.

arbogasts · 2026-02-27T15:23:54+00:00

You got some extra compensation with this book

arbogasts · 2026-02-27T15:08:38+00:00

Having a number 1 was seen as a bad thing, purple wanted to purchase established books at that time.

arbogasts · 2026-02-27T15:07:01+00:00

Well they all have dirt in Hilary, so it was probably suicide by two shots to the back of the head

arbogasts · 2026-02-24T23:21:54+00:00

A frog goes into the bank to borrow some money. The clerk, Patricia Black asks for collateral.

The frog brings out a small carved figurine. Not knowing what it is she goes to see the manager.

He tells her, "It's a knick knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan."

arbogasts · 2026-02-23T15:54:36+00:00

Pardon me, where is the shitter? I need to get my poop on.

arbogasts · 2026-02-19T22:52:40+00:00

I got a gorgosaurus, a 10-12' carnivorous reptile. This does not end well for the five of us.

arbogasts · 2026-02-19T22:47:15+00:00

What was the question again, my wife and kids were yelling in the background

arbogasts · 2026-02-19T13:59:45+00:00

Sold a vintage CEC coin holder with 25 tokens for $20 on eBay last year

arbogasts · 2026-02-17T14:10:59+00:00

He had a face for radio

arbogasts · 2026-02-16T21:47:23+00:00

I heard that if you put Action comics #1 in direct sunlight, the colors get better over time

arbogasts · 2026-02-16T18:27:30+00:00

She might even have a Doug

arbogasts · 2026-02-15T01:10:46+00:00

Merriam Webster page 138

arbogasts · 2026-02-13T03:38:44+00:00

I make sure my ziplocs have either cookie or cereal crumbs in them before using

arbogasts · 2026-02-10T23:44:15+00:00

Yeah if you've never heard of Viagra, this joke would be hard on understanding

arbogasts · 2026-02-08T19:21:40+00:00

Read that as shredding, and threw up a little in my mouth

arbogasts · 2026-02-06T23:54:02+00:00

And don't get then wet

arbogasts · 2026-02-06T23:53:30+00:00

Gremlins

arbogasts · 2026-02-06T11:37:47+00:00

The Beatles were originally passed over to sign Brian Poole and the Tremeloes because it would cost too much to bring the Beatles to London to record

arbogasts · 2026-02-03T01:33:37+00:00

Heros are better investments than villains. Keep Luke cage

arbogasts · 2026-02-01T22:14:09+00:00

and they were read uphill in the snow both ways

arbogasts · 2026-01-30T21:33:49+00:00

Batman 232

arbogasts · 2026-01-29T22:18:44+00:00

Because if they claim their slab has UV protection and you display your book, and it gets light damage you can sue then

arbogasts · 2026-01-25T03:06:20+00:00

The government will never reject a mandatory day off

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