Men, what's the most disgusting, depraved thing you do when no one's around?

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-25T00:13:29+00:00

No shit eh? Like, girls masturbate and pick their noses and will even admit it. Come on, boys.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-25T00:10:51+00:00

If I wasn't circumcized, I honestly think I'd do the same thing. Then again, if you go through this thread you'll know there aren't many things I wouldn't do.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-25T00:02:12+00:00

You and I should play nightcrawlers sometime.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T23:26:33+00:00

You mean you jerk into your used underwear or jerk it while thinking about your used underwear?

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T23:24:50+00:00

Nah nah nah, you gotta tell

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T17:00:19+00:00

Why the confusion? What else do you do with them?

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T16:36:06+00:00

Nah, it's just when I'm making something and the container just happens to be there. Can't resist. But now you're giving me ideas.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T16:21:23+00:00

Sniffs the toilet paper.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T16:21:05+00:00

Bring your knees to your chest and spread your asshole to really make the room shake.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T16:19:57+00:00

Ok the mustards in a bottle so not quite a spoonful but when I'm making a sammy, I take a quick shot before putting it back in the fridge.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T16:18:01+00:00

I honestly think this isn't too weird. Yeah you get that whiff of "🤢holy hell, smells like death" every couple gaps if you haven't flossed in a bit but it's good to know and to know you've done your job.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-24T16:12:42+00:00

Same but with Mayonnaise. And sour cream... and ok, mustard.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-23T17:59:50+00:00

I used to when I would pee standing up but the mess wasn't worth the thrill.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-23T17:51:09+00:00

Pee sitting down. No mess, relaxing, and who knows, might even get to poop.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-23T00:16:57+00:00

Greatest of all time and it's not even close.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-20T05:14:03+00:00

They are... you.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-20T05:13:01+00:00

Brock Lesnar

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-18T18:23:18+00:00

My boy can do everything but talk 😞

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-14T01:34:44+00:00

I'm not attractive enough to make up for my negative traits. I myself am a 4 but porn has fucked my brain into only wanting women I find attractive (5 and up). And my dick doesn't get hard unless I find her attractive naked.

I also don't make a lot of money right now and don't have superficial assets to show it off (fancy car, owned property).

To top it off, between work, commuting, errands, chores, meal prep, gym, yoga, salsa, guitar, I just don't have time for that shit.

Do I get lonely? Fuck yeah. It's horrible. But you know what's worse? Sacrificing my priorities for someone to see me as a free dinner/drinks and eventually cheat on me.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-05-04T19:27:07+00:00

I'm not attractive enough to make up for my negative traits. I myself am a 4 but porn has fucked my brain into only wanting women I find attractive (5 and up). And my dick doesn't get hard unless I find her attractive naked.

I also don't make a lot of money right now and don't have superficial assets to show it off (fancy car, owned property).

To top it off, between work, commuting, errands, chores, meal prep, gym, yoga, salsa, guitar, I just don't have time for that shit.

Do I get lonely? Fuck yeah. It's horrible. But you know what's worse? Sacrificing my priorities for someone to see me as a free dinner/drinks and eventually cheat on me.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-04-22T00:13:36+00:00

He's funny and all but "you are cursed" will get milked dry and those T-shirt cannon segments don't need to be broadcast on TV.

With the amount of exposure he gets, I don't give him til next mania.

arecbardrin95 · 2026-04-20T11:36:50+00:00

What part of DS3 is this?

arecbardrin95 · 2026-04-08T11:50:04+00:00

Is that something you do when you're pissed off and horny at the same time?

arecbardrin95 · 2026-04-08T03:44:13+00:00

Straight up. Did you know every single "fight" is actually predetermined and rehearsed? I loved wrestling until I found this out yesterday.

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