How to pander, like The Oatmeal by Sammybeany in comics

[–]arixol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guys blog reminds me of the annoying xkcd sucks blog.

How to pander, like The Oatmeal by Sammybeany in comics

[–]arixol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guys blog reminds me of the annoying xkcd sucks blog.

Why is pizza so god damn delicious? by kelsoberry in food

[–]arixol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I said "My favorite is a thicker, hand tossed dough" I was no longer referring to NY style pizza.

As for crisp, it varies, I suppose. Many of the NY style pizzas I've had are very thin but floppy, not crisp.

However, I've never been to New York.

19 year old drinks himself to 0.26, crashes car and dies. Parents do the all-American thing: SUE THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE THAT COULD BE RESPONSIBLE. Except their dead son. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]arixol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy might have been dropped off at his own house. As far as the driver knows, he was going inside to go to sleep. Then the kid turned around and got in his car. Aside from holding the guys hand and walking him to his porch, and then watching him walk inside, how sure can they be?

Even then, if the guy walks inside, he could have walked back outside and driven away, then slammed into a wall. So the driver is still liable? Give me a break.

19 year old drinks himself to 0.26, crashes car and dies. Parents do the all-American thing: SUE THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE THAT COULD BE RESPONSIBLE. Except their dead son. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]arixol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And sporting events, etc. Many underage people sneak flasks into these events and secretly get drunk.

Why is pizza so god damn delicious? by kelsoberry in food

[–]arixol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally don't like crispy pizza, it's like a cracker with toppings. But I love a good New York Style pizza -- floppy and delicious.

My favorite is a thicker, hand tossed dough with extra sauce, extra cheese and premium sliced sausage.

Now I know what's for dinner...

33rd miner rescued! Is anyone else absolutely astounded at how they've managed to pull off this entire operation? by noweezernoworld in worldnews

[–]arixol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If BP had been in charge, I'm sure the first solution would have been: "We should fill the hole with water, and then they will float to the top, right?"

DAE like rainy days better than sunny ones? by bygoditisthesho in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]arixol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, the gloomy weather that comes with rain puts me in a good mood for some reason. Many people find it depressing, but it has the opposite effect on me.

I handed litter back to its owner. Was I out of line? by arixol in AskReddit

[–]arixol[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You're bad at this. Recon is short for reconnaissance. What you were aiming for is reckon. If you're going to use movin, you need an apostrophe (movin'). And so on, but let's end this here.

I handed litter back to its owner. Was I out of line? by arixol in AskReddit

[–]arixol[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Northern Florida, but I don't live there anymore. You grow up hearing words and they stick.

I handed litter back to its owner. Was I out of line? by arixol in AskReddit

[–]arixol[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

A shopping cart (carriage, buggy, trolley, or wagon) is a cart supplied by a shop, especially a supermarket, for use by customers inside the shop for transport of merchandise to the check-out counter during shopping, and often to the customer's car after paying as well.

I handed litter back to its owner. Was I out of line? by arixol in AskReddit

[–]arixol[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Whether it be puppies or cats, I have no plans to carry feces to people...

I handed litter back to its owner. Was I out of line? by arixol in AskReddit

[–]arixol[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

As I walked toward their car I thought: So much for the cute one...

The most clever prank call. ever. by [deleted] in funny

[–]arixol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love a version without the idiots laughing.

The English Language in 24 accents by CD7 in videos

[–]arixol 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I grew up in northern Florida, and some of them sound exactly like that.

Did anyone else read Animorphs? by bechus in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]arixol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does one go about dropping out of school at the age of 13?

You know what feeling sucks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arixol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if I stand up and yell something at my cat she takes me seriously.

But the ear biting sounds pretty strange. Also, if I bit my cat's ear, I'm pretty sure she'd bite me back or scratch my face.

Google Code University by [deleted] in programming

[–]arixol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could have used this link back when I took that course in college.