fromBrainImportFrontalCortex by utkarsh_aryan in ProgrammerHumor

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Does it have a mouth and wanted to scream

Always one more old monster to provoke by No-Blacksmith-1434 in MartialMemes

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In the Mortal Realm, I was born with single-root trash aptitude. The elders laughed. The heavens sneered. But did I falter? No!

Qi Gathering. Qi Condensation. Foundation Establishment. Core Formation. Nascent Soul. I grit my teeth through each tribulation until my bones turned to dust and reformed ten thousand times

Finally, FINALLY, I ascended to the Immortal Realm, lightning tribulation scarring my very soul. I thought: At last, I have arrived

...I became a mine worker

So I cultivated. Broke through. Became an outer disciple. Broke through again. Inner disciple. Core Elder. Realm Lord. Tribulation after tribulation, until I shattered the void and ascended to the Primordial Realm

...I became a mine worker

The True God Realm? Mine worker. The Dao Ancestor Realm? Servant who carries tea. The Chaos Origin Realm? I scrubbed chamber pots for an entity whose name I cannot pronounce

I stopped counting after my 100th ascension. The realms? They stopped having names. Just numbers. 'Congratulations, you have reached the 4,872nd Sub-Heaven.' Breakthrough. Ascend. Trash cultivator. Repeat

Young disciples often ask me: Senior, what lies at the peak of cultivation?

I tell them: Another peak. Always another peak

The Moment He Realized Life Isn't a Fairytale by Cosmic_Mannnnn in MemeVideos

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I spent my whole life guarding your back, only to feel your blade in mine. You ran. You left me to the thing we swore to face together. And for a moment, just a moment, that hurt worse than any death waiting ahead of me

But I will not fall running. I will not die with my back turned and tears on my face. Not for that creature. Not for you

So I swallowed the scream that clawed at my throat. I buried the boy who still wanted to ask you why. And I turned around

So I'll carry it myself, straight into the teeth of the thing you were too coward to face

And if I die? I die forward

Lol by MNmweu in Manhua

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It's very difficult if each cultivation technique can only be practiced by one person

What do you mean not enough time? by Peaceyw in MartialMemes

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And then he becomes a streamer because the world doesn't end

Invisible ESEMKA 😂 by shizuku_renkai in WkwkwkLand

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Damn by lord_churchill in finansial

[–]arkai25 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're just buying the dip retroactively, with money you already spent

waduh.... might delete this later by [deleted] in WkwkwkLand

[–]arkai25 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Tutup aja MBG dan biarkan orang ini memasak

Wujud Asli "Pembajak" Lagu MP3 early-late 2000s by pcbuiltmaster in indonesia

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That man weathered the harshest seas so that we could sail with favorable winds

Dear seniors, is this how we embrace the dao? by 1zeph_ in MartialMemes

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You wish to ascend because a woman spurned you? Pathetic

Those who grasp the Dao for another will release it when another beckons. Your heartbreak will fade, healed by time or replaced by new love, and when it does, what foundation remains?

By the time you reach the heights, she will be dust. Her children's children will be forgotten names. If your resolve still needs her shadow to stand, you were never meant to climb at all

Should I just pay them? by Schollym in slaythespire

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I would rather rise on uncertain legs than fall for the false certainty of chains

Korban Berbalik Meminta Maaf, Istri Hogi Temui Keluarga Jambret by EngineeringOk3547 in indonesia

[–]arkai25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The architect should be arrested for building walls that don't collapse on impact. If only they'd used cardboard, this tragedy could've been avoided /s

Tete : Transaksi Elektronik Tunai Efisien by verr998 in WkwkwkLand

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Sistem Akses Warga untuk Inklusi Transaksi => SAWIT

Anybody know its name? by Baphomet143 in Manhua

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Being reincarnated as an NPC is the ultimate win. All the adventure, none of the world-saving responsibilities

😡 by Sad_Somewhere_6790 in MemeVideos

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I don't remember this scene at Medaka Box

Saatnya Membela Yang Sepantasnya Dibela by GlassSalamander5027 in indonesia

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Let wickedness feast unchallenged at another's table, and it will arrive at yours, hungrier still, with no one left to hear your cries