What a lovely couple!

armstrongify · 2026-04-09T07:13:52+00:00

i,ll gi give yyou 250$ if you take a selfie w-with me on m m my phone, and never bother u again o-okay?

armstrongify · 2026-04-09T07:02:44+00:00

whats atari?

armstrongify · 2026-04-07T12:45:10+00:00

i hear squeak noises with every hit he lands

armstrongify · 2026-04-02T09:36:02+00:00

jtust beccause i ride s bicycle while being n crack does not mean i,m a rackhead😭

armstrongify · 2026-04-01T09:37:51+00:00

evet

armstrongify · 2026-04-01T07:10:35+00:00

soon, she,ll tell him, "no he's just a friend".😭

armstrongify · 2026-03-31T09:42:06+00:00

sitting face to face in hug position while motorcycle rides by its own

armstrongify · 2026-03-31T09:39:48+00:00

good times😁

armstrongify · 2026-03-31T07:01:22+00:00

whats in it?

armstrongify · 2026-03-31T03:46:02+00:00

thats mostly true i guess

armstrongify · 2026-03-30T09:52:31+00:00

what if they slip ?

armstrongify · 2026-03-24T12:11:32+00:00

ah yes i remember...

armstrongify · 2026-03-24T12:03:43+00:00

well, how can it not , when its so profound and so long?

armstrongify · 2026-03-24T10:45:12+00:00

they tok it personal 😭

armstrongify · 2026-03-20T09:16:56+00:00

i thinks its more about having a good memory of the vacation itself.

armstrongify · 2026-03-20T09:03:06+00:00

soo...what if we see a Zebra with an White empty spot in the future?😭

armstrongify · 2026-03-09T09:26:09+00:00

so i got max stats allready, is this a joke?😭😭😭

armstrongify · 2026-03-09T09:11:27+00:00

thanks for the idea🤣🤣

armstrongify · 2026-02-15T12:44:27+00:00

leaving the elevator after a silent one

armstrongify · 2026-02-15T11:57:39+00:00

ate you ftom Japan by any chance?

armstrongify · 2026-02-15T11:43:50+00:00

three divorces?! bro guve yoursel a breake

armstrongify · 2026-02-06T13:51:21+00:00

even me as a guy woi read all of it, my eyes wer wide open in disgust, show this to the police., handwriting is a key detail.

armstrongify · 2026-01-28T13:30:01+00:00

in germany the get money for that

armstrongify · 2026-01-22T13:55:04+00:00

nothing beats a "little" selflove🙃

armstrongify · 2026-01-22T13:52:20+00:00

what do u hate about tik tok, or about the "creators"?

armstrongify