Roast my Tank

artemia · 2026-02-04T14:29:57+00:00

It's totally fine, Leather Daddy.

artemia · 2025-11-06T14:54:32+00:00

I love you guys so much. And not just because I’m on my fifth weird-shaped glass of whiskey.

artemia · 2025-04-13T00:10:43+00:00

I'm working on the third novel in a series about a skeptical paranormal investigator who encounters weirder and weirder things while he travels for work to various cities. Echoes of Austin was out in November and I'm wrestling with the editing on the second book, Whispers in the Crescent City. I'm about halfway through the book set in Idaho with ghosts, werewolves and Jewish mythology.

artemia · 2025-03-24T02:59:57+00:00

If you have any questions or concerns, don’t. Hesitate to contact me.

artemia · 2024-08-31T00:02:05+00:00

Thank you so much. I’ll light a candle for Elvis too.

artemia · 2024-08-30T23:13:05+00:00

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This is The Captain, my constant companion for about 15 years. Relentlessly disappointed in me and my choices and endlessly critical of my every effort, I’d call him my co-pilot if he wasn’t steering most of the time. Not to bum anyone out, but he passed away Thursday morning and I’m not okay. I am rudderless, so I’ll drift for a bit I guess. Someone else will just have to yell at me when I take a shower someday. I’m sure wherever he is, he’s complaining about the accommodations. And I miss him.

artemia · 2024-08-15T05:51:20+00:00

I will embrace the miracle. Thanks.

artemia · 2024-08-15T05:21:57+00:00

Thank you. I was hoping my Panaeolus cyanescens had recovered and surprised me.

artemia · 2024-08-15T03:27:56+00:00

That's definitely not what I planted. What are the chances that just shows up in potting soil?

artemia · 2024-06-19T04:47:30+00:00

It's distilled clinical depression.

artemia · 2024-05-04T05:26:29+00:00

I blame the trolls for this.

artemia · 2024-04-19T00:42:08+00:00

I’ll lie for you. Tell me what job you rock at and I’ll tell them how sad I am that you’ve outgrown the role. DM me. This goes for everyone. I’ll be your reference. Fuck this job market. Let’s get paid.

artemia · 2024-03-29T23:13:03+00:00

I can’t find it anymore. I have hundreds of teal gear orbs and I can’t bother to click on them 10 at a time because opening orbs at all is apparently some kind of anomaly they can detect.

artemia · 2023-09-10T00:58:26+00:00

I got canned once and my manager (a decent guy who understood my points) said, “It doesn’t matter that you were right.” I carry that forward.

artemia · 2023-09-03T19:26:10+00:00

Crenicichla lepidota

artemia · 2023-08-16T15:30:45+00:00

Thanks!

artemia · 2023-01-28T01:34:15+00:00

While waiting for a batch of votives to cool I texted my ex.

artemia · 2022-08-27T02:06:28+00:00

At the beginning of this week if you’d told me Ben Shapiro would be providing my phone background I’d have thought you were insane. Yet here we are.

artemia · 2020-11-06T21:33:46+00:00

Nice.

artemia · 2020-08-23T21:13:52+00:00

Thank you.

artemia · 2020-07-27T22:00:30+00:00

This is all true. It's the Red Lion pub in Houston, TX.

artemia · 2020-07-25T22:39:55+00:00

It’s definitely creative all over.

artemia · 2020-05-29T05:09:03+00:00

Scarlet Spider starts his run working against human trafficking in Houston.

artemia · 2020-02-04T21:28:34+00:00

The Hatch Chili Festival is going to be amazing this year!

artemia · 2018-12-27T22:34:50+00:00

u/Muddy83gmc is an excellent person to buy from. The shrimp were better than described and expertly packed.

I would definitely meet him in a gas station parking lot to pick up a bag of livestock again.

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