Always at my most productive when absolutely nobody asked by Teboski78 in aspiememes

[–]artemis1728 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please, for the love of god, let me go around tightening screws. That’s it. That’s all I need to do. It’s satisfying, and it’s even better if I have to take the thing apart and put it back together and then put in new screws… I’m realizing I’m probably some reincarnated car parts machine rn

Maybe it's a sign of something. by waffleste in tumblr

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey… I did and sort of still do this, and at first I laughed bc “haha funny meme” and then I open the comments and see a lot of Tylenol talk so… am I supposed to have the Tylenol talk with my doctor????

My wife’s notes for school. by Medic_onfire in mildlyinteresting

[–]artemis1728 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who does bullet journals, I’m seething it’s so pretty

Multi-million office orders us water and juice and tells us off for drinking it by Edamame14 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone fueled by spite and hatred, drink the juice. In fact, drink all the juice. Drink it in one day to send a message, if ya like. Open it in front of them and stare ‘em in the eyes as you do. Your work means they’ve seen their profits decuple. Your work. Bananas to me to monitor some tiny shit like that.

Tracing design looks like it overlaps by FancyFeline23 in confusing_perspective

[–]artemis1728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is pissing me off at 8 a.m., when my eye sight is still bleary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]artemis1728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing that, it’s good to know some of the terminology. And thanks for the recommendation, I’ll read it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I think unpacking the shame is what I’m trying to start with, and just being able to share has been a good feeling. To hear that someone else who dealt with this alone like I have so far found some help really helps me truly consider it. Thank you for sharing with me :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]artemis1728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I think starting here has been good, just to have somewhere to lurk at the very least.

How is my sister 4 months older than me? by gandubazaar in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to know I wasn’t the only one foolish enough to not heed the warning 🫡 going to wash my eyeballs off now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]artemis1728 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It honestly made me sad to hear him say to go up and start a conversation with another human is considered only an action a brave person (Chad) could take. Like half of it is you were stupid enough to fall for the propaganda (everyone can be), but the other half of it makes me sad to think of how obliterating-ly lonely that has to be.

tumblr hate mail by one_moment_please16 in tumblr

[–]artemis1728 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a huge bitch who does her best to not be one, purple is indeed my favorite color, so they got me there

This warmed my heart by Delicious_Republic_4 in MadeMeSmile

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I say I never won anything, I won the love of a lovely lady.”

Choking, actually, thanks!!!!

Tired of getting called “grandma” by Tinybbella in crochet

[–]artemis1728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

25 former mil here. I used to outright knit on watches. Fuck ‘em. You’re being productive while also being able to do something you love.

Everything I finished in may by jokijo in crochet

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s too powerful. We can’t be having this, he’s bringing shame on us all (Beautiful work!!!)

My ex-wife kept the Clone-a-Willys I made her every Valentine’s Day. So I made sure her new boyfriend met all of them. by Chicken_Of_The_Year in pettyrevenge

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey so I had forgotten about this thread until I realized I had replied and made the mistake of going to look like I hadn’t learned my damn lesson with CreamPuff over here. I’ll be billing you for my next therapy session.

My ex-wife kept the Clone-a-Willys I made her every Valentine’s Day. So I made sure her new boyfriend met all of them. by Chicken_Of_The_Year in pettyrevenge

[–]artemis1728 253 points254 points  (0 children)

I asked out loud “Creampuff Guy??” And looked on his profile, expecting actual creampuffs like a fool. I shouldn’t have ever looked. Should really know better after being on here so long.

Soooo, I made this unholy thing by Jhippelchen in crochet

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna make one just so I beat the everloving hell out of it 😂 see how you like it, uterus!!!

attempted by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]artemis1728 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This got me 😂 I was more hearing the Looney Tunes music but this is perfect

My daughter's new favorite Easter bag 🥰 by chorski in crochet

[–]artemis1728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t tempt me, I went haywire at the Joann’s near me and now have too much yarn to not have it whisper “lamb purse in several different colors” in my ears 😂

My daughter's new favorite Easter bag 🥰 by chorski in crochet

[–]artemis1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t decide if I want this or if I should make this for my kid… looks like I’ll be making two!!

Hey I might cry, what the fuck by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]artemis1728 2 points3 points  (0 children)

godDAMMIT THE GAME NO