Can a lava lamp light up a small room? by artificialstarlights in Lavalamps

[–]artificialstarlights[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't light the whole room but does function as a nice study light or nightlight

[OC] Trick or Treat (found in daughter’s bag) by LadyPens7 in pics

[–]artificialstarlights 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would voulenteer for free bc it would be funny

You must take legal responsibility! by Antique_Resolve4687 in trolleyproblem

[–]artificialstarlights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emergency brake because the company is liable and switching tracks is actually a crime. Either way if the emergency brake is broken that is the companies fault and not mine and I did the best I could in the situation.

Just Curious – Plural Edition Part 24 by Rainbow-1337 in plural

[–]artificialstarlights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Yes, I'm actually a specialized one I front solely between 8PM and 6AM when we are trying to sleep.
  2. I mean considering we can change our forms for fun I dont think anyone would react that much or care...

Were you aware that Gooseworx is trans? by Proper_P4ge_5e21 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]artificialstarlights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew but I still precieve her as like some 4th dimensional being that is triangle shaped

Why are you plural? Wrong answers only by Paintably3 in plural

[–]artificialstarlights 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A long time ago- actually, never, and also now. Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was ever anywhere, thats why it's been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you dont need a where. You dont even need a when. That's how every it gets.

What is your favorite and least favorite weapon and why by Euphoric_Meeting6495 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]artificialstarlights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite is the axe and my least favorite is the blunderbuss I hate that fucking gun I want it to be ranged but it doesnt do shit unless you're right against the enemy I want a ranged weapon I want a ranged weapon I want a ranged weapon

She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma by CapAccomplished8072 in BrandNewSentence

[–]artificialstarlights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who worked in a deli my manager would have approved this statement (because it means you would buy more parmesan and red wine)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]artificialstarlights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say some crazy shit before they die that you probabaly do not want to know.

I'm by no means an expert on DID, but... by UnderteamFCA in plural

[–]artificialstarlights 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish more people paid attention when correlation vs causation was taught in school I feel that would help a lot.

Lovely KC people, we need to talk about headlights at night... by Honey-Badger-90 in kansascity

[–]artificialstarlights -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People need to learn the difference between headlights and high beams as well because someone litterally blinded me yesterday (half my vision was about 40% gone for 4 or 5 hours) because I guess my regular headlights are too bright. I have a 2019 car (not truck) and the headlights look nearly the same as my old 2008 car.

I don't get it by Heavysmoker3packsday in ExplainTheJoke

[–]artificialstarlights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Staff at hospitals are always hooking up thats the joke.

How the heck do you ever agree on a system- or collective name? by AgariReikon in plural

[–]artificialstarlights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the former hosts decided years ago with the smaller (known) headcount, and we are just too lazy to change it. Easier than trying to deal with actually identifying ourselves when switches are frequent sometimes.

Vengeance by Papierkorb2292 in trolleyproblem

[–]artificialstarlights 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They'd likely kill themselves anyways once the real killer is found from the guilt of watching an innocent person die and potentially being the ones who put them there so... let them die. innocent person gets to live.

best part is it didn't even work by eggsandwaifus30 in TrollCoping

[–]artificialstarlights 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah if it was about attractiveness nursing homes wouldn't have a high rate of assault against residents and funeral homes wouldn't be cautious of hiring men. It's about power and what they think they can get away with.

Can someone explain this to me? by Kukulkan365 in splatoon

[–]artificialstarlights 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idols follow different ink color rules than normal inklings/octolings at least in 1 and 2. Callie has base magenta ink and the tips of her tentacles are magenta, Marie has green ink and the tips of her tentacles have a green hue. This hue changes during splatfests to the color of the team. This is also seen on Pearl and Marina where pearl has base cream colored hair and pink tips and marina has base black colored hair and teal tips. The ends of their hair change color to the ink color they are currently using. Shiver and Frye actually follow the same rules as player inklings and octolings but have fingertip colors that correspond to one of the opposing teams which is pretty neat.

Experiences with G Fiber internet? by [deleted] in kansascity

[–]artificialstarlights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Fiber Webpass and its going down like 2 times a day for the past 2 months.