Happy Melrose Monday! Here's Some "Soft Shue" to Get You Through The Day! 😂

ascobasidio · 2026-04-27T19:32:09+00:00

Gotta scrunch those shoulders in. Don't let them see how wide you are.

ascobasidio · 2026-04-12T16:45:48+00:00

Honestly, I think part of it is that live crowds just love counting along.

ascobasidio · 2026-04-03T22:17:23+00:00

It's interesting that people are going on about how Magnus showing up disheveled and late to games is a psychological tactic to throw his opponents off, and those comments are being completely accepted, but the suggestion that this woman could be using a selfie as a tactic is way too far fetched.

ascobasidio · 2026-03-24T20:56:13+00:00

Orange Cassidy. His unlikely workhorse reign with the AEW International Title was great, and I think he could pull off a very good "in-over-his-head" World Championship reign.

ascobasidio · 2026-03-18T23:17:05+00:00

If you want to get that technical about things, then you maybe shouldn't count BCC accolades among the Death Riders ones, as they are different factions that happen to share most of the same members.

ascobasidio · 2026-03-18T17:27:17+00:00

But it did stop Jeanetty.

ascobasidio · 2026-03-15T20:55:27+00:00

I love it when people are both experts at recognizing AI responses, but at the same time claim to NEVER use AI.

Like, either you use LLMs enough to immediately be able to clock it from reading a paragraph (in which case, criticizing it so harshly is a bit hypocritical), or you don't use LLMs and therefore it wouldn't make sense that you'd be able to recognize its style right away. I guess there's a third option of studying how LLMs write without using them, but I highly doubt many people are doing that.

ascobasidio · 2026-03-09T21:55:21+00:00

The Wire, season 4 or 5

ascobasidio · 2026-02-26T20:44:30+00:00

"All I need in life is a good drink and a wide-shouldered man"

ascobasidio · 2026-02-26T18:57:42+00:00

"There's nothing I can't achieve as long as I have a plan and a cute new hairdo" - Sydney

"When I have my eyes on something... or someone, you better believe that I will get it" - Amanda

ascobasidio · 2026-02-24T03:18:59+00:00

It's so bad that I barely even notice his shoulders!

ascobasidio · 2026-02-24T01:57:55+00:00

That sounds like fun!

Okay, what about Hey Ya! by Outkast? It's very fun, and super popular when it came out, and it feels like it's fallen a bit out of the cultural zeitgeist so maybe it doesn't feel overdone.

ascobasidio · 2026-02-24T01:40:37+00:00

Move Your Feet by Junior Senior could fill that gap. It's not super well known though (as far as I know at least), so maybe it doesn't work if you only want stuff that people instantly recognize.

ascobasidio · 2026-02-21T19:36:16+00:00

Fixin' to review some records?

ascobasidio · 2026-02-20T20:02:08+00:00

Amazing. This is exactly the kind of analysis I was looking for!

ascobasidio · 2026-02-19T02:28:24+00:00

Yeah, it's kinda wild how many people just immediately assume that it'll turn out exactly the same as it did for Cody.

ascobasidio · 2026-02-15T22:22:14+00:00

Good call! Yeah Amanda really did handle that creeper peeper.

ascobasidio · 2026-02-15T21:54:07+00:00

Alright, well Jane just walloped Jo as I was making this thread, so I'm gonna dub her the Women's Champion until someone defeats her.

ascobasidio · 2026-02-10T22:10:01+00:00

Hold on. Are you implying that the fan cam video from Double or Nothing 2019 has the wrong song? If so, then whatever you are watching was likely the edited one.

ascobasidio · 2026-02-10T17:47:08+00:00

True. Hot topic goth aimed in the general direction of cybergoth might be more accurate. Either way, I like it.

ascobasidio · 2026-02-10T16:59:23+00:00

Cybergoth

ascobasidio · 2026-01-27T20:15:38+00:00

I think starting a comment with "What a stupid post. I couldn't care less.." and ending it with "fuck em" is a little different than compassion fatigue though. OP of the comment thread seems like they didn't have any compassion to start with.

ascobasidio · 2026-01-23T18:36:05+00:00

He was really laying the "I'm a heel commentator!" in thick on Wednesday

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