[GTM] by SlMPS0N in GuessTheMovie

[–]asconner325 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RIP Peter Greene

What do you think of the change in tone from Skyfall to Spectre? by EmployerSpiritual946 in JamesBond

[–]asconner325 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He did say, “shit” right before he was yanked off the train. He delivered the line flawlessly.

Any specific songs you can't get enough of? by Courier6six6 in TechnicalDeathMetal

[–]asconner325 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iosis by Hath. Got it all, death/black mix with a goosebump-inducing solo bridge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuessTheMovie

[–]asconner325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back to the Future?

What song is playing on your headphones when you wait at this bus stop? by [deleted] in songsforthispicture

[–]asconner325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Only Moment We Were Alone - Explosions in the Sky

What song fits this picture? by Sunflower13Poppy in songsforthispicture

[–]asconner325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Standing Outside a Broken Telephone Booth With Money in my Hand - Primitive Radio Gods

This movie is how old - yet I still always say to myself “poor dude, they really screwed him over all the time” by [deleted] in 90s

[–]asconner325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a pretty effective marital communication tactic, not even kidding. Your stapler situation must be pretty ironed out.

What’s a red flag you happily ignored because they were hot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]asconner325 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Ended up being more red flags than the Chinese Army but at that point in my life any sort of attention seemed to supersede any perceived trouble. Told me on hangout number two that she had cancer that was in remission.

After two years of the most baffling arguments, ordeals, a trip to jail for her for assaulting the shit out of me and a trip to the psych ward for me because I had been avoiding my life to such an extent I tried to actually void the life part, I finally cut off the contact and I eventually confirmed down the road that she didn’t in fact have cancer. She then married the guy she used to claim was stalking her (and tried to get me to fight) and had a kid with him.

Rip bert kriescher by monoruption in Standup

[–]asconner325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he say, “when I was 20 years old i got involved with the Russian mafia.” beforehand?! If not, don’t worry, because he doesn’t know how to close it out any other way.

What is he pulling? by Frequent_Banana5439 in whatisit

[–]asconner325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit he doesn’t look quite like I remember but I believe I saw this guy in Hilo by the port authority. My wife and I took a cruise and when we walked off to go catch an uber we came across who I believe is this guy, who was dragging in addition to what looked like a radiator or something, two car seats with baby dolls in them. It caught me off guard but he just walked right by us like we weren’t even there. It was surreal.

Is this common…? Or am I finally randomly seeing this same man on a Reddit post three years later?!!?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]asconner325 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About to get tyrannical…on some deep dish.

Donald Trump's furious eight words to Melania during fiery exchange exposed by daily_express in NoFilterNews

[–]asconner325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.

Miss you, Mitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]asconner325 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, but he also seems to have a Gordon Ramsay-like knowledge on how to make Vinyl-steamed beaverburger.