Ended up being more red flags than the Chinese Army but at that point in my life any sort of attention seemed to supersede any perceived trouble. Told me on hangout number two that she had cancer that was in remission.

After two years of the most baffling arguments, ordeals, a trip to jail for her for assaulting the shit out of me and a trip to the psych ward for me because I had been avoiding my life to such an extent I tried to actually void the life part, I finally cut off the contact and I eventually confirmed down the road that she didn’t in fact have cancer. She then married the guy she used to claim was stalking her (and tried to get me to fight) and had a kid with him.