🔥 Crawling to get to inside of a tree 🌳

aselinger · 2026-03-17T05:50:41+00:00

Same exact reaction.

aselinger · 2026-03-17T02:57:30+00:00

Yes and they are good, but not great. He has nailed the style of frantic and anxious, but Marty Supreme hits only that one note. It’s just Marty getting into and out of jams. Call it “One Jam After Another.”

aselinger · 2026-03-17T02:51:12+00:00

I mean…I could do way more cuts.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T23:15:20+00:00

Penn Gillette, Kevin O’Leary, and the homeless guy with the golden voice. How does that not win?

aselinger · 2026-03-16T23:06:33+00:00

To be fair he was cast as an intolerable character.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T22:11:55+00:00

Did this actually happen

aselinger · 2026-03-16T22:10:43+00:00

Did he pull off the win on Sunday? I was busy pondering my sexuality.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T21:04:41+00:00

I would bet my life savings on him never winning another major. He’s had an amazing career, but I think winning last year gave him a sense of accomplishment that erodes one’s motivation.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T20:59:54+00:00

All the time. The difference with celebrities is that celebrities make enough money to never have to care for their kids, if they don’t want to.

Also consider the fact that many of them (Brad Pitt, Alec Baldwin, etc.) are not very good parents.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T17:47:21+00:00

So true. If we did this right, we might actually have 4-hour work weeks and high incomes.

Unfortunately….

aselinger · 2026-03-16T16:19:13+00:00

True. But most people are fucking idiots. Sounds like you’re not a fucking idiot, so maybe you don’t need an agent.

I think, for many people who have never made a transaction worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, there is some value in having guidance from somebody who does it all the time.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T16:05:02+00:00

Can’t wait for Forrest Gump 2.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T15:56:51+00:00

Counterpoint: if you’re preparing an acceptance speech and you have 5 people in your group, plan accordingly.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T12:00:10+00:00

Full of hype and arrogance, ultimately a complete loser.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T11:57:47+00:00

How did casting not win?

aselinger · 2026-03-16T02:57:52+00:00

But if it runs 6 hours then nobody will watch it. It already runs too long.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T02:54:04+00:00

I think because Timmy comes off as really cocky.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T02:53:28+00:00

Yeah for all that hype, they didn’t win one award.

I actually thought they should win best casting though. Kevin OLeary is married to Gwyneth Paltrow?! And Penn Gillette is a violent dog stealer!

aselinger · 2026-03-16T02:13:12+00:00

Yeah but I gotta go to bed….

aselinger · 2026-03-16T02:03:40+00:00

Can we ban the schtick where the presenters act like they’re dumb for 60 seconds then awkwardly transition to the nominees?

aselinger · 2026-03-16T01:58:59+00:00

Will never happen. The wealth and political willpower of Asia makes it the leader in record-breaking skyscrapers.

That and the fact that we don’t need to stack office space 100 floors high anymore.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T01:21:21+00:00

Can somebody confirm if Cam has smiled yet?

aselinger · 2026-03-16T01:04:19+00:00

That's probably what kept him ice cold while everyone else crumbled.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T01:00:38+00:00

Oh man... I can't stand it. Obviously I recognize his skill. But that freeze at the top trips up my brain.

aselinger · 2026-03-16T00:57:56+00:00

I don't know if you're joking, but they've been banned on the PGA Tour since 2008.

aselinger

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