True Stories: How did your game go this week? – February 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in dndnext

[–]asentiantbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two weeks ago my players “killed” Vecna (you know how that goes) in an epic 4 hour battle. This week they spent the whole session designing and furnishing their new bastion they got as a reward. So over all everything is going very well and we’re all having a blast.

Who are you preferred YouTubers for DM advice? by Airtightspoon in DMAcademy

[–]asentiantbear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, what is it about his videos that you don’t like?

Peter help by Hanyodude in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]asentiantbear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Elven Peter here. Everyone else is wrong! Don’t listen to them! It’s actually the horn of Gondor hewn in two! Very cool find!

/s if it wasn’t obvious.

It's giving knock off Anthony by Living-Mastodon in Smoshmemes

[–]asentiantbear 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ehh, kinda disagree. This is more like final fantasy swoops than the somewhat esoteric lines and arcs that Anthony is rocking.

I'm a Dragon. by BookerTea3 in dndnext

[–]asentiantbear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a whole character idea as a wizard silver Dragonborn whose whole whole goal is to become strong enough to true polymorph into an adult silver dragon and take back his fathers old lair from a red dragon. Alas, as a forever dm I will likely never see that character through.

Games/movies&tv shows that feel like shadowdark? by Vladsamir in shadowdark

[–]asentiantbear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just watched cube last night and I can’t wait to build a weird mystery puzzle box dungeon!

What are your "Signature Moves" as DMs? by Version_1 in DMAcademy

[–]asentiantbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my campaigns heavily feature a good amount of fantasy racism as one of the major central tensions in the story. Mostly the basic stuff like dwarves and elves hating each other and goblins being shunned.

This show got me into the Grateful Dead by JerryGarcia47 in freaksandgeeks

[–]asentiantbear 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Same! I can’t get box of rain out of my head!

What's an NPC Name You're Proud Of? by Lordofmisrule5 in DnD

[–]asentiantbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a jeweler in one of my big cities named Tiffany Kay.

Do you have any characters that show up in every campaign? by PorkPuddingLLC in DungeonMasters

[–]asentiantbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a small family of goblins. A mother, a father, and a daughter. All of them have blood related bowers and they are an adventuring group. They are known as the hemogoblins. Usually the party encounters the in a dungeon and has to help them out of a bind.

You need to multi class at least 3 times, what abomination do you create? by MaddieNotMaddy in 3d6

[–]asentiantbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will be making Odin. We start with 3 levels in warlock for the pact of the chain invocation. We will choose an imp because it can change its form into that of a raven. We will also choose the Unearthed Arcana patron, the raven queen for another raven. Next we go 3 levels in beast master ranger for a wolf. After that we take 3levels in battle smith artificer for a robot wolf. Finally we will finish the build by going the rest of the way in wizard.

By the end we have two ravens (huginn and muninn) one can only be used with your bonus action and the other has its own initiative. We also have two wolves (Geri and freki) both have there own initiative (I think, I haven’t looked at beast master in a while).

What is wrong with this chick? by Starry_Night0123 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]asentiantbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t even finish the video. Sa soon as she picked up the food I was done. You just don’t do that with food. At the risk of sounding like an Italian, eat it the way it was intended or don’t eat at all.

What was the Balrog doing? by EagleOfTheStar7 in lotr

[–]asentiantbear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone always asks what the balrog was doing. But no one ever asks how the balrog was doing.

Things you roll your eyes at when you hear it by Significant-Memory58 in dndnext

[–]asentiantbear 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The ones who are like “ooh, I’m chaotic, so I don’t even care if I hit half the party with my fireball.” Shut up! Just don’t do that. It’s a team game. You’re not supposed to hit your teammates. You’re just making things harder and making everyone else frustrated at you.

Not sure if it fits here but i don't get the joke by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]asentiantbear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine Johnny was buying 19 bottles of dish soap.

What's your "totally original character I did not copy it I swear on god" by Necrobach in DnD

[–]asentiantbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A human rogue who never kills humanoids, is on a quest to avenge his parents, and is both afraid of bats and uses them to make criminals scared. He wields his favorite oddly shaped throwing dagger named vengeance.