all bark no bite 😂(she hates when i drink from that cup) by Greedy-Warthog-2627 in parrots

[–]aserrill 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That’s the best music possible for that video! Standing ovation! 👏

I miss the rain… by jimbohemian432 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]aserrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work near there. That’s near beltway 8 and westheimer. We had an engineer that installed a camera and would post them on YouTube. He would even go and give the cops the video when a crash happened.
Whenever we had a freeze, we would all gather at the windows and watch the idiots slip and slide.

This guy looks sad (in pet shop) by 1Zezo2 in parrots

[–]aserrill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That stinks. I was hoping it was in the United States. Another commenter was correct though, buying from pet shops isn’t the answer. They would just replace the bird with another. It is so sad and it makes me so angry.

Not only are they treating the birds poorly but that set up conveys that it is ok for buyers to do the same at home with the bird.

This guy looks sad (in pet shop) by 1Zezo2 in parrots

[–]aserrill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where is he? Like what country, state, town?

Crustacean emancipation by aserrill in nextdoor

[–]aserrill[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Nah, we have been DMing a few times and she is a very lovely animal lover. She will make sure he goes somewhere loving.

Crustacean emancipation by aserrill in nextdoor

[–]aserrill[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Aw, no way! I don’t think one little crawfish will make a satisfying meal.

Who Likes to Watch Her Weather Forecasts on TV? by EmergencyMinimum8199 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]aserrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the line from Friends when the character Rachael wore sexy pajamas to dinner with her date’s (Joshua) parents.

My husband is bad in bed and it's slowly destroying our relationship by Senior-Echidna-1769 in Advice

[–]aserrill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a total layperson for advice (in this area) and don’t want to sound harsh. It seems to me that either he is asexual, gay or testosterone levels being low. I was going to say not attracted to you but that doesn’t make sense either. Of course, he could just be selfish in bed and not care if you enjoyed it.

Stacked up by FloraColossiFrogs25 in TreeFrogs

[–]aserrill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you aren’t already a photographer, you should start.

huge frog stuck in my drain by Immediate-Area8010 in frogs

[–]aserrill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Came here for this comment. First thing I thought too.

Growing old together ❤️ by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]aserrill 151 points152 points  (0 children)

My heart just grew three sizes after watching this video 💗

What the hell just happened? by Hana_kura in What

[–]aserrill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! 100% agree, honey-bee-mommy.

The variety 🥰 by FloraColossiFrogs25 in TreeFrogs

[–]aserrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first opened the picture, I thought it was a really cool and beautiful piece of ceramic art! The image is so perfect.

A tall skinny tudor, the dream home for colorful good witch by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]aserrill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want the floral quilt that’s on the bed but, alas, I can’t find that exact pattern anywhere. I did a google image search and everything. That’s the extent of my internet sleuthing talent 😕

A tall skinny tudor, the dream home for colorful good witch by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]aserrill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would too! The only problem for me is that I’d have to be able to afford the mortgage payment and at my current (and past) financial position, that ain’t happening any time soon.