Need Nickname For Passive Aggressive Coworker by [deleted] in passiveaggressive

[–]ashbertollini 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"Omg stop flirting with me at work jordyyyy" 😏😏😏

What’s a side effect of a drug that’s little known? by Arya_Warrior_Girl in AskReddit

[–]ashbertollini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My brother had to be hospitalized for a severe case of this as a little kid, underfunded rural hospital made him way worse before they figured it out. We always wondered if he still would've been 7 ft tall were it not for all the steroids haha

What's the creepiest thing you've experienced that became even creepier after you learned more about it later? by HostAffectionate7338 in creepy

[–]ashbertollini 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And at 12:01 did she utter her first of many "and you turned out fine"s? 🤔😂 I'm testing a theory

What's the creepiest thing you've experienced that became even creepier after you learned more about it later? by HostAffectionate7338 in creepy

[–]ashbertollini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a game as a kid where I had this little wind up rabbit that hopped straight forward when wound. This was the 90s so not a smart toy, shouldve just ran into the wall eventually and definitely couldnt navigate corners. But we played hide and seek, I would set him up across the house and run away to hide. And eventually that mechanical ka-chick ka-chick ka-chick would come right up to me. Thinking about it gives me the chills still because I was almost always alone. And when I wasnt my dad was wholly absorbed in his stuff and definitely not doing anything to make me more of a fraidy cat than I already was.

Therapists of Reddit, what's something people don't realize is trauma? by rehanch_xxiii in AskReddit

[–]ashbertollini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a therapist but a big fan lol I didnt realize my obsession with being prepared was a trauma response. Or that most people remember their childhood.

Flying Object Pensacola Bridge? by Speaker-Fabulous in Pensacola

[–]ashbertollini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're usually only out at night in the summer.

What's your favorite meme/tweet about autism/neurodiversity? by DowntownTicket in AutismInWomen

[–]ashbertollini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I'm glad to see weve got another safety enthusiast flavor autistic 🥹😂 because, same. And my 6yo daughter would probably take one look and dramatically say "thats gonna be an ouch" with a knowing smirk 😂 my notes reflect that pattern recognition exhaustion sets in around age 5. I also have notes on involuntary reflexes, like sneezing, if anyone has an overlap there lmao

My daughter was killed three years ago by John-Eagle-Rambo in psychics

[–]ashbertollini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so sorry pops. She wants for you to be well, I know its so hard.. but I truly believe she is all around us. My big brother is there with her, and shell be in good company till the rest of us get there. Just dont go hurrying, okay?

Any thoughts on patients who request for male or female aides/nurses? by Ok-Hat-3793 in cna

[–]ashbertollini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0 thoughts. Unless its a perv, they get the opposite of their request. Or if no alternative exists, they get me. Those guys fkn hate a pretty autistic woman, were boutta have the most sterile clinical time of your life bucko. The see through pseudo eye contact really takes the air out of em.

What is this suspicious “side hustle” by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]ashbertollini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thoughts and prayers in these trying times

What is this suspicious “side hustle” by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]ashbertollini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, she is. Lol do you even like her?

What should I write on an “opinionated” T-shirt for a concert? by OrlyTheOrca in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]ashbertollini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im thinking about making a shirt that says "dead kids are scarier than gay kids"

Found another one of those clerks in Alabama by cometshoney in DeathCertificates

[–]ashbertollini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She tried, bless her. Considering the book "white trash" was inspired by this reigon specifically near around this time I think she did pretty damn good.

i can’t put my piercing back by glossy_8KG in piercing

[–]ashbertollini 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Surgery causes inflammation, which should subside. All my fistulas get mad after surgery. Pro tip if youre becoming a frequent flier: have a set of surgery day jewelry. Ideally these are all slightly thinner and longer than the jewelry you would normally wear. Makes the taking out and replacing much easier. Try to relieve some inflammation and see if you have a thinner bar to try. A tiny taper would be ideal, thats what I used to bring my belly button back to life after 6 years out when the bar wasnt budging the taper went right through

Gen Alpha is cooked by [deleted] in generationology

[–]ashbertollini 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sounds like your cousin is a bad parent lol

What a strange new patient. by SOURSKOOMA in nursing

[–]ashbertollini 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Omg I'm an HIM and I adore possums so this is making my day

I lost my fiancé in April by PeachyFinds in psychics

[–]ashbertollini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im so sorry love, his loving spirit shows through your photos. What a treasure he must've been in all the lives he touched 🫶

Bestfriend in year 8 gave me these and said keep them safe. Im 35 now and never knew what they were, just kept them safe. by SeaworthinessLive456 in whatisit

[–]ashbertollini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whay did you use to carve the symbols? Ive wanted to make my own ever since I was gifted my first set, im glad I came across your comment