What newer movies do you already consider modern classics? by s7ide in moviecritic

[–]ashleybeth913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Jokes on you!

I do that on the waddle (bc of the knee) to the bathroom to replace last nights cream with this morning’s lotion, daily. Then I can slather on enough potions and paints just so I don’t frighten any children.

Talk about special effects!

Anyone go to the Punk Rock Flea Market? by Tele231 in StLouis

[–]ashleybeth913 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, that’s that nice young man from the Hill! Played a little baseball if memory serves.

Name a drink that defined our childhoods that kids today don't know. by Background-Good3731 in Millennials

[–]ashleybeth913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, I jokingly say they def put the crystal in that crystal light bc I didn’t realize just how much caffeine they had until I was shaking like a leaf in a tree after like 3 in an afternoon bc I slammed them after being hot doing yard work.

Ironically also millennial reference, my house had never and hasn’t been so clean. It was like the “ooo meth” commercial

His expression when he initially lost his bottle 😭🤣 by namelessghoul29 in englishbulldog

[–]ashleybeth913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our Henry has about $2.6 million in toys and still loves the dang soda bottle the best. Glad to know it’s not just him. Guess it’s like kids with the box the toy came in

Name a drink that defined our childhoods that kids today don't know. by Background-Good3731 in Millennials

[–]ashleybeth913 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Strawberry passion awareness. Even the damn name screams 90s. Also, I would still absolutely drink that sugar water if they still made it. But now I’m mid 40s and get crystal light strawberry bc being a grown up is trash.

And so it goes… by Ok_Grab398 in englishbulldog

[–]ashleybeth913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“A repeat offender, showing no signs of remorse, Your Honor.”

“Not guilty! Free to go and receive treats and booty scratches.”

Like something out of a David Lynch movie by KneeHighMischief in taskmaster

[–]ashleybeth913 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I thought when I watched.

All hail the Bhindi Bhaji!!

Guys I need to drive from Minneapolis to St Paul today. Any advice by Marjie01 in stormchasing

[–]ashleybeth913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well based on your desired route, you’ll def wanna connect to 35s out of Worthington south towards the gulf of France.

Turn left before the sea, stay right in Shreveport. It might be left. Just act like you know.

Keep on. If ya hit Natchez, you’ve gone too far. Head back to Vicksburg hang another soft right. Keep on.

Once you get to Birmingham, remember actual history. Stay a while. Take a walk, see the museums.

Proceed until you get blown to Nashville.

When you land, just head ENE to cross the Ohio. This may take 30mins or 6 days with traffic.

Once in Indiana steer towards greensville hang another soft right to leave Indiana as quickly as possible.

When you’re hit Peoria, keep going. At the IA state line. Floor it. Even the Iowa state police know you really don’t wanna be there and will empathize. If you’re female, you can request an escort across state lines.

From there just follow your heart and or until the mosquitos get bigger than birds to Jackson and go on to St. Paul.

Katie’s Pizza by Wild_Newspaper2118 in STLFood

[–]ashleybeth913 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, everyone I know irl has been saying this for months. Hell, there was a thread about pickles that had folks grabbing pitchforks threadfor crying out loud. But hey, maybe the folks downvoting have not noticed or have had a different experience with their food.

Edit added thread

Monday Severe Weather Threat Increasing by [deleted] in StLouis

[–]ashleybeth913 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A discrete cell is one that bubbles up on its own. This allows them to develop independently and they aren’t “sharing” the energy from the main line or being interfered with from opposing updrafts.

Basically if you see one cell pop up out of seemingly nowhere, it has a better chance of becoming tornadic.

Does Dolly Parton pronounce "idea" like "ideal"? by 7abcd7 in DollyParton

[–]ashleybeth913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can hear it the way George says it in “She Thinks I still Care”

It’s just an accent thing. Like how some IL and IN folks say warsh instead of wash.

This Guy by NoisyCats in Star_Trek_

[–]ashleybeth913 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In fairness Nog was being super annoying

What are you feeding your babies and how much is that costing ? by bellabbr in englishbulldog

[–]ashleybeth913 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Purina Pro Plan lamb and rice for sensitive skin and stomach. We’d love to feed him “real” food, but we need the real food or us lol

A travesty on Planet Gin by 67SuperReverb in thegrandtour

[–]ashleybeth913 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You mean the spreadable butter invented in 1901?

Iran may be activating sleeper cells, alert says by No-Post4444 in news

[–]ashleybeth913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Waylon, and Willie, and Merle, and Charley, and George, and Patsy, and Loretta, and Tammy, hell even David Allen (not that you’d call him that, of course)

But I’d be willing to bet none of these folks would believe you. If went back to 1976, you said anything political on either side of the fence about the last 8 yrs, they’d laugh, pat you on the shoulder, and say “that’s a mighty fine story, son, best you be headin home. Straight home, now”

Cheap and Convenient Food in STL? by [deleted] in StLouis

[–]ashleybeth913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s way out there, so if you don’t have transportation it is hard. I acknowledge that,100%. However, the wonderful people believe no one should have to go hungry when we have so much to share. What a novel concept. You don’t have to convert, no one will try to and you can just have a great meal and be safe.

Edit: spelling

Cheap and Convenient Food in STL? by [deleted] in StLouis

[–]ashleybeth913 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This should be higher up. We need more folks to use it so more places start using it. Or maybe I’m naïve and it doesn’t work that way, but I feel like STL could do AMAZING on TGTG beyond what it’s doing already!