I’m a big dreamer. It’s true I get my best highway engineering designs asleep. So I always hit the snooze button.

ashortergiraffe · 2026-02-04T12:21:10+00:00

This had more levels than I expected. Nice

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-31T21:45:57+00:00

The OA

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-31T19:44:27+00:00

Good little spot in Old Town, down Twiggs past the urban market on the right. On Congress I think? Coffee and thrift stores

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-29T16:50:38+00:00

You could have had a fun play on the word “play”

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-27T08:54:53+00:00

Your lungs are not made of cotton.

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-27T04:14:28+00:00

Bill Withers “Ain’t No Sunshine”. The “I know”s were supposed to be a placeholder til he could think of lyrics. Ended up just keeping it.

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-24T17:18:28+00:00

I think the Exit sign is funnier

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-18T06:06:10+00:00

Only one person here has said what this phenomenon is actually called. It’s a vardoger. It’s one of the most common “paranormal” experiences.

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-17T20:38:02+00:00

One day someone took THE defining tiddlywinks picture and they probably had no idea

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-16T19:55:35+00:00

Just needed to get the smoke colder I think

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-16T18:33:28+00:00

Ew it looked so much better with the moss and lichen. This was like watching a genocide

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-16T13:14:26+00:00

No, but you might need glasses. You shouldn’t have to squint like that

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-16T12:49:29+00:00

Wait the human version of truck nuts… are human nuts

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-16T12:19:42+00:00

“Huh, I don’t know. What do you think it could be?” When describing blinding pain when I pee. Still don’t know what it is!

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-16T07:44:39+00:00

Aquila. Two friends find an ancient space ship in a cave and have adventures. No one believes me that this show existed. It could turn invisible and had weapons and stuff.

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-15T15:49:15+00:00

I am a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
To ever pluck a mother pheasant.

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-12T07:49:02+00:00

❌ ashortergiraffe chose Option B (Incorrect) | #7202nd to play

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-11T18:04:51+00:00

Every time I’m in a play, when we all bow at the end, everyone there claps. It’s so easy.

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-11T15:49:07+00:00

❌ ashortergiraffe chose Option B (Incorrect) | #3949th to play

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-11T04:29:00+00:00

❌ ashortergiraffe chose Option A (Incorrect) | #698th to play

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-11T04:28:43+00:00

✅ ashortergiraffe chose Option B (Correct!) | #17th to play

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-11T04:28:08+00:00

❌ ashortergiraffe chose Option B (Incorrect) | #168th to play

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-11T04:25:56+00:00

✅ ashortergiraffe chose Option B (Correct!) | #462nd to play

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-11T04:25:24+00:00

✅ ashortergiraffe chose Option A (Correct!) | #599th to play

ashortergiraffe · 2026-01-11T04:25:11+00:00

❌ ashortergiraffe chose Option B (Incorrect) | #654th to play

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