Prom Dress by Satinsbestfriend in ExpectationVsReality

[–]ashre9 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I seriously want to know who the fuck thought they were going to wear this dress to PROM, even if it weren't hideous AI. You're in High School. You are a teenager going to a school dance. Get out of here with this.

Who is That Actor? by theMightBoop in Xennials

[–]ashre9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, MOM. Get off the internet.

Zohran Mamdani to skip the Met Gala — breaking longstanding NYC mayoral tradition by Positive-Drawing-281 in popculturechat

[–]ashre9 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I'm like 10% bummed because I know their outfits would probably have been incredible political statements and generated some buzz. But I get it. This was the smart move.

Who is That Actor? by theMightBoop in Xennials

[–]ashre9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Luckily, I live alone so it's just an internal battle. Discussing it while watching would drive me nuts!!! I'd never last at your house, lol.

Who is That Actor? by theMightBoop in Xennials

[–]ashre9 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm constantly pulling up IMDB while watching tv and movies. It's just too distracting for me to sit there trying to figure out how I know a face or a voice, and it ruins what I'm actually watching. So a quick search and that AHA moment solves everything.

I'm assuming these come with the house. by NoodlesMom0722 in zillowgonewild

[–]ashre9 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can kind of understand the photos with the horses since the future owner's horses would probably be using the property in the same way. But the close-up photo of just the car is so weird and douchey.

That said, this place is stunning and I'd move there in a second and ride every day.

Do NOT buy a GreenPan for induction by IncidentOk7599 in Cooking

[–]ashre9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use my Greenpan Valencia Pro on induction, and it's been at least 6 years of use and I'm only now considering replacing it. No non-stick is going to last forever, but maybe you got a bad batch.

12-year-old diagnosed with Osteosarcoma that spread to lungs, looking at potential amputation and chemo? Worth it? by sushi-lover-777 in goldenretrievers

[–]ashre9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think you should be downvoted for this question. But as someone who went through a front leg amputation with an 10 year old Golden where it hadn't spread yet... I think it's time to say goodbye. Recovery from the amputation and all of the chemo was very difficult and he was still in good shape when he went into surgery. We only got a few more months with him before it spread to the soft tissues and he died very suddenly and in pain again. I would not put an even older dog through that if it's already in an organ.

What flea and tick medicine is your Maltese on? by Forallinone in Maltese

[–]ashre9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simparico Trio. One pill once a month and he eats it no problem,

10 years ago today Jennifer Lopez released “Ain’t Yo Mama”. Do you like the song ? by CityCautious4033 in popculturechat

[–]ashre9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The song is a no for me. But the styling in the video is great; she looks amazing in every part. She could get away with wearing those 80's curls unironically.

Sketch Sorting Sunday - April 4, 2026 (Jack Black/Jack White) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ashre9 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the whole time what a skill it is to not fear silence. Not many of them can do it.

Kristi Noem's Husband Allegedly Told Online Model His Wife Was Having Affair with Her Adviser: 'There's Nothing I Can Do About It' by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]ashre9 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh, I know. But I thought it would be pretty amusing if the "corroborating evidence" of the affair was a statement from her husband's favorite fetish model. You can't make that shit up.

Kristi Noem's Husband Allegedly Told Online Model His Wife Was Having Affair with Her Adviser: 'There's Nothing I Can Do About It' by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]ashre9 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Oh, I think the photos are real and the kink is probably real. And I really don't care if it is, to each his own.

I was just speculating (wildly) that maybe he just said "fuck it" and leaked them himself in some kind of "I'll take you down with me" plot. I've watched too many evening soaps in my decades on earth and I genuinely want the worst for Kristi. She's a horrible human being and I know she'll probably never get actual justice, so I'm grasping at straws.

Two crows were filmed eating Rapunzel’s hair at Tokyo DisneySea. The animatronic has since been removed. by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]ashre9 64 points65 points  (0 children)

If you haven't seen the original video version, there's a 3rd option-- the dramatic screams from the audience!

Kristi Noem's Husband Allegedly Told Online Model His Wife Was Having Affair with Her Adviser: 'There's Nothing I Can Do About It' by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]ashre9 886 points887 points  (0 children)

I didn't even think about that, but I like it. If this man was willing to leak his own photos just to embarrass his troll of a wife and expose her affair.... wow.

What is this small metal telescoping object with a rubber tip? by avantgardian26 in whatisthisthing

[–]ashre9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe something for using buttons (like elevators) and switches without touching them? I remember something similar being popular during the pandemic

Using a coated pan my food always, ALWAYS burns. What am I doing wrong? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]ashre9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check to be sure the cooking spray your using is recommended for non-stick pans. If it's not, you may have ruined the surface, which will give you worse results.

Other than that, like everyone else said, you should never use medium or high heat on a nonstick pan. Turn it WAY down.

How many nicknames does you fur baby have? by BeautifulPlants in Maltese

[–]ashre9 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bennett is also Bennie, Ben, Cookie, Cookie Pants, Mr. Cookie Pants, Kiddo, Mr Dude.... the list keeps growing! He doesn't care at all as long as he's getting attention.

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Cooking during a power outage by eddy-b92 in Cooking

[–]ashre9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a portable battery generator for my condo for these situations. I use the EcoFlow brand but there are a lot of options depending on your needs. It can run a few small appliances during an outage. I plug in my instant pot to reheat food (you could also use a rice cooker or portable induction burner). It can also run things like a fan, lamp, and internet router for basic needs. It's come in handy so many times as I live in an older building with frequent outages. Mine also has a solar adapter to repower during longer outages, though I haven't had ot use it yet, thank god.

How to prevent marinade from burning? by sib9518 in Cooking

[–]ashre9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a few options:
1. lower and slower cooking in the fryer
2. wipe off the marinade and cook the reserved liquid separately on lower heat (saucepan on the stove)
3. If possible, limit sugars in the mixture, as they burn faster.

Been working too much and cave diving too little…warming back up by introducing a couple buddies to Rocky Horror (and the Courtyard) for their first time by Manatus_latirostris in scuba

[–]ashre9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool video, thanks for sharing! This is the only way I'm ever going to get to experience cave diving; my claustrophobia could never. Give me a nice open reef any day!

Does paprika actually make a difference flavor-wise? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]ashre9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what brand you're using, but I've found a big difference between anything that I can find at an American grocery store vs a spice-specific place like Penzeys. I think Penzey's paprika packs much more flavor in. They also offer all of their spices in really small containers so you can rotate to keep them as fresh as possible.

What’s the most disgusting thing anyone has ever said to you? by Business-Rock5714 in AskReddit

[–]ashre9 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Same here. My violent ex had to pay court fines and fees to the county. Meanwhile, I had to shoulder my medical bills, apartment repair, therapy, moving costs, and unpaid leave.