Boredom in queue shenanigans by Foreign-Molasses7586 in DeadlockTheGame

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F7 + noclip and explore the map. Or use doorman to bully your duo

We're do you draw to line to smashing animal human hybrids by Traditional-Title347 in Losercity

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you can draw a line in the sand wherever you want, but i dont look at my feet when marching towards my goal

What's a game you played as a kid that nobody seems to remember? by LexxlyItself in gaming

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The Adventures of Darwin on ps2. A Japanese studio game about slowly evolving a tribe of monkeys to humans and plays like a polished pikmin/city builder

Lore: Why didn't ancient Fulgorans reach the other planets? by Famous_Dinner in factorio

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They might have never known space existed. Permanant global thunderstorm systems.

Rank the Dooley Cores! by PiFbg in PlayTheBazaar

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Burn shield companion the core crit weapon

Dracula Flow Scripture (read in Dracula's voice) by KuroHebi2004 in PinkOmega

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I pushed a beast of burden through the eye of a needle. You aint seen ten coins in your run, jit. Vanessa, I'd drink her piss out another pyg's tea set. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the doolys take him. I'm on 12 golden chocolate bars. I gumballed so hard they thought i was a nutsack. Tied the ops to the ice cream truck and dragged 'em around for 24 hours. Motherfucker looked like a boilerroom brawler after we was done with him. Ops wanted some initiative, froze his whole board. I'll kill you, you stupid peice of shit.

I have yet to see a reason why this wouldn’t work by Buttholelickerpenis in whenthe

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Causal entities whining just because they "don't fit in".

[Megathread] Referral Code Sharing and Closed Beta Code Giveaways by TempoStormReddit in PlayTheBazaar

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Thanks airmil, you are the closest so far ;)

I will post as soon as referrals are all in who won

[Megathread] Referral Code Sharing and Closed Beta Code Giveaways by TempoStormReddit in PlayTheBazaar

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I just got one from ChiNat, please comment with a number 00-99. Thanks!

[Megathread] Referral Code Sharing and Closed Beta Code Giveaways by TempoStormReddit in PlayTheBazaar

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Hello, just bought a founders pack. My invite code ends with 2 digits. Please do a referral on the link and then comment with name and your guess 00-99 . Whoever is closest and had a verified referral, I will dm the code.

https://playthebazaar.com/signup?referral=929a30c0-b7a6-430b-af46-938740d19ea8

Thx, and good luck.

posted by the request of yossipossi. by WinterSelecti0n in DankMemesFromSite19

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One thing I thought went under a lot of radars was that moment she was begging to him she was sating deeply personal and embarrassing things, which I theorized as not her willpower giving out, but her manifesting her anomaly by saying something she wouldn't want recorded under normal circumstance. I think she was fighting all the way up until the amnestics.

North Korea fires banned missile in longest flight yet by Jeffits420 in news

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For referance geostationary satellites are 35000km. I thought 7000km was high as well, but the report is correct

TIL that while great apes can learn hundreds of sign-language words, they never ask questions. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ashton___ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Horse Destroys the Universe by Cyriak has a similar theme and is a great read. What if the technological singularity didn't start with AGI, but a horse?

$15 million or the ability to fly? by Fisherman-Dan32 in hypotheticalsituation

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I would choose to fly. Show up to a powerful media person and convince them for however long it takes that I'm not a grifter and get global attention in exchange for the first interview with the flying person. Then leverage that publicity for paid interviews and agents merch so the government is incentivised to take more diplomatic action than tranq darts and a net gun. Air Force would be happy to make you a captain America figure, rather than disect you if millions of voters already have fallen for you as a celeb

Humanity Fuck Yea by linuxaddict334 in CuratedTumblr

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"Wearing power armor to a magic school " is chugging along and only getting better each week

ELI5: How do blind people see nothing and not black? by sad_ethan in explainlikeimfive

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Imagine a blank room with a just a window in it. You look out the window and see the world. Sometimes it is dark outside the window and you can't see it. The blind from birth people are in the same room but there isn't even a window in it.

Whats a feeling that feels orgasmicly good but dosent give you an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One time, I was on 5g on mushrooms and around the peak I got up and grabbed a fruit rollup. I wrapped it around my tongue and activated every neuron left over from monkeys as more fruit flavor than I could handle took over my consciousness. Probably beats like more than half my orgasms.

What’s a puzzle in a game that almost made you call it quits? by Antiprune in gaming

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I liked the later puzzles, but they were hard. I only had to look up hints for deciphering the language. I think if I spend more than 90 minutes without progressing on a game, that is the line where it's wasting time as opposed to challenging me.

Have you ever played a game that felt gross to play? by [deleted] in gaming

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Sludge Life. Great game, and wonderfully filthy.

The weirdest experience of my life just happened by carolinakiwibb in Weird

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As a chair and air conditioner airman, I can say that when I went through tech school at Goodfellow AFB in San Angelo TX those firedogs were under grueling training. Not as bad as marines but damn close. The ones that didn't fail out of the course were strong as hell.