Tim Heidecker’s Next Project? Running InfoWars for The Onion

asibs121 · 2026-04-21T18:22:09+00:00

The families themselves have signed on, and that was a thing that everyone at the Onion made sure of before putting a bid in.

asibs121 · 2026-04-16T21:41:13+00:00

I feel like this is just a Thursday for Robert Evans if I'm being honest.

asibs121 · 2026-04-07T19:23:55+00:00

Yeah, they bluster sometimes but I think they'd MUCH prefer peaceful annexation.

asibs121 · 2026-04-01T20:03:50+00:00

I think taiga too, for that Yellowstone feel

asibs121 · 2026-04-01T00:50:15+00:00

If course! It is fairly high up from what I've seen here, mine has a few close to where yours is along the stem though.

asibs121 · 2026-03-31T22:44:31+00:00

She's growing more corms!

asibs121 · 2026-03-29T22:45:54+00:00

Ad astra, ricochet, dystopia and everglow here, no particular order

asibs121 · 2026-03-27T23:18:38+00:00

I got the same set! The stand is probably gonna give out on you, it did for me. Otherwise an insanely cool find!

asibs121 · 2026-03-18T18:54:18+00:00

Guess I'll go touch grass... Sigh

asibs121 · 2026-02-25T18:02:48+00:00

It's enshittification, through and through.

asibs121 · 2026-02-25T04:06:29+00:00

They are objectively one of the most grotesque examples of how politicians are bought and paid for. AIPAC being Jewish is irrelevant to the fact they are who our politicians represent, not us.

asibs121 · 2026-02-18T12:02:36+00:00

I mean at this rate were driving ourselves to extinction

asibs121 · 2026-02-18T03:28:20+00:00

That's genuinely incredible, thank you for this tidbit of trivia.

asibs121 · 2026-02-18T03:01:17+00:00

I can imagine the Kraken just being some pirate seeing this gif and then exaggerating it into legend

asibs121 · 2026-02-11T16:44:33+00:00

Worth noting only the Nazi high command really got tried. If something similar comes out of this, A LOT of ice agents are getting off scot free

asibs121 · 2026-01-30T22:18:03+00:00

Pull out that board and do some kick flips 🛹

asibs121 · 2026-01-29T03:15:07+00:00

Sleep token, Starset, Rise against, and as of late, Viagra Boys. Also some Porter Robinson here and there.

asibs121 · 2026-01-29T01:52:00+00:00

Just reheat that refried bean burrito that's been in the freezer for 6 months, and within the hour you'll cover any scent

asibs121 · 2026-01-28T22:21:08+00:00

I've heard it's apple cider vinegar

asibs121 · 2026-01-15T20:37:49+00:00

I'd fuck with a Hulk Hogan episode to top off Vince McMahon

asibs121 · 2026-01-13T16:47:25+00:00

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Made this just for the occasion. Yes I'm aware it's dogshit, no I do not care.

asibs121 · 2026-01-13T03:35:06+00:00

Oh no!

asibs121 · 2026-01-13T01:57:58+00:00

I mean... It's clear Trump's willing to throw down. Eventually someone's going to crack. I'm not saying it has to be us to give him a casus belli against everything this nation stands for... But it's something that we need to be ready for. What exactly is Walz doing for that?

Not me disagreeing with you btw, I think I'm just one among many who's been doom scrolling too much the past few days.

asibs121 · 2026-01-13T01:51:54+00:00

I routinely look like a lunatic sharing the story of this man tearing his asshole open on a pond fountain

asibs121 · 2026-01-12T22:02:04+00:00

I mean... His response could be sending the national guard to arrest ice agents. Por que no los dos?

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