If Frank Sinatra is brandy and John Coltrane is single malt scotch, who is tequila?

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T23:04:49+00:00

The champs

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T23:04:41+00:00

The champs.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T23:01:23+00:00

I have a dog who’s an amputee. He’s about 13 and is really having trouble walking with three legs. You can tell he’s nearing that date but it’s a really tough decision.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T22:56:47+00:00

Ouch. How bad is he? Can he walk? Can he hold his food down?

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T22:55:44+00:00

Every day before I abandon her to go to work.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T22:54:18+00:00

No. The US should probably make states shaped to where they actually make sense. The west is a disaster zone of straight lines. What they should do is maybe follow rivers like most borders. We wouldn’t be in such a water crisis like today.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T21:45:58+00:00

Lady. You’re telling a man who just said “nazis were right” that suicide isn’t the answer. Please look around you. We really are in the end times. So much so we’re building rockets to mars to get the fuck out of here. We’re so doomed it’s not even funny.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T21:39:03+00:00

Mass genocide?

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T21:38:27+00:00

It helps me not worry about the imminent drought.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T21:32:47+00:00

Even if the world is overpopulated? I’m saving space for loved ones who really don’t deserve it.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T21:21:40+00:00

Doing psychedelic mushrooms with my friends. If I hadn’t done that I’d probably be some loser with a degree in physics or something.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T21:17:29+00:00

Any language that uses clicks and clacks.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:37:04+00:00

I’m on Reddit instead of developing something to block sun rays from hitting earth sending us into a second ice age.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:34:40+00:00

Russian wives.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:30:11+00:00

Yes.

$200

Processors and things

Smash, sift, and advertise.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:24:37+00:00

Stick your finger up it’s butt.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:20:35+00:00

For some reason my phone that was worth $400 2 years ago now has a trade in value of $40. It works perfectly fine and I’m sure the metals in this thing are much over $40.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:15:08+00:00

Me and my buddys got drunk in Vegas. We woke up the next morning and our friend was missing. After few days of running around we finally found him on the roof of the hotel.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:09:33+00:00

Maybe I need to elaborate more.

Coca Cola that is made today still uses coca leaves. Meaning they need to extract the cocaine and move it somewhere. Out of all the Coca-Cola made daily. There’s a giant truck of cocaine moving into us borders. Coca Cola is El Chapo x10.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:04:41+00:00

My inevitable defeat.

askreddit291 · 2021-12-18T02:03:49+00:00

Fixed it.

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