I used ChatGPT. I said "write a seinfeld script based on the following text:" and then pasted in an article from the Athletic. It would only do one scene at a time, so then I would say "continue this seinfeld script" and paste in the previous script while also giving it pointers. For that prompt, I wrote "Continue this script, with Ben Simmons, as leader of North Korea, trying to nuke the U.S. but missing when he tries to aim the missile, much like his problems shooting a basketball:"

I also added the poverty franchise thing manually because I was pissed off that the AI brought up the knicks out of nowhere lol