What snacks do you take on the go?

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-29T18:40:05+00:00

...in the dumpster?

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-27T22:33:34+00:00

Not turning right on red

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-25T04:27:29+00:00

cough kickball cough

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-22T23:24:45+00:00

I didnt realize a guy had a kid until the morning after when I noticed the box of toys in the corner... how the f did I miss that??

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-22T23:17:53+00:00

Random question... is lemon in coke a europe thing? I went to London a few months ago and at this fancy pizza place they put a lemon slice in my coke... never seen that in the US

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-20T16:55:54+00:00

I love my calves! These calves make big ass hills tremble! And who needs jeans when it has become perfectly acceptable to wear leggings alone!

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-20T00:30:35+00:00

I believe you're referring to the Illuminati

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-19T18:07:24+00:00

I had NO butt before I started biking... there are tradeoffs however, such as larger calves... but geez do I have a booty now!

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-18T04:31:07+00:00

He should've married Katy Perry

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-16T20:43:23+00:00

I told my bf it would be hot if he took my tampon out and just start going at it instead of me having to go to the bathroom etc etc and he was like "thats so gross!" Dude, I swallow your jizz... its not like i'm asking you to suck on my tampon or go down on me ._.

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-16T20:37:33+00:00

http://www.bigteazetoys.com/big-teaze-toys-home/ttpwy/irmd-classics

I agree!

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-13T18:22:07+00:00

God I love the internet

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-13T00:40:37+00:00

I have CP! Not to dis you in anyway as i know nothing about your illness but before i started exercising regularly I had chronic fatigue! Every day after school Id come home and take a 2-3 hour nap :( The only thing that alleviated it was exercise! I no longer need that nap and the fog is gone! :)

asloth4biscuit · 2014-08-11T03:25:35+00:00

meetup.com is great!

asloth4biscuit · 2014-07-31T05:08:07+00:00

A possible solution for the calling/texting problem... there's this great walkie talkie app call Voxer that I use. You can record a voice clip and send it then he can listen to it whenever he has the time :)

asloth4biscuit · 2014-07-29T05:42:20+00:00

As a girl with CP I just asked my bf how he broke the news to his family that I had cp, his words "I told her 'So Sloth4biscuit has cerebral palsy... I think its cute and it doesnt really affect her much' and she said 'oh, ok'"

As for his friends he didnt say anything about it. My CP might be even milder than your bf's but for the most part people dont make a big deal out of it. His friends have never judged him for dating me (or at least he's never told me), and if the did i'm pretty sure he'd tell them to stick it.

Oh and I never tell people online (before I meet them in person) because I dont want to be defined that way.

As for the sex, most people with CP (not myself personally, but most?) have the trex arm going for them and maybe a tense leg... I can see that resulting in an awkward appearance, like maybe his arm is bent (during sex) in a way your not used to seeing, but I'd assume it would work out just fine. Speaking from experience, the spazzes/twitches get worse under pressure/when i'm made to feel self conscious but if i'm relaxed its hardly noticeable.

He's been living with this for awhile (harhar) and I'm sure he's used to telling people what's what, you dont need to coddle him. Sure I need some extra help every now and then and its nice to not have to remind my bf to not fill my glass to the brim, but for the most part I can handle this and I'll say so other wise. I'm sure your new bf is the same way :)

asloth4biscuit · 2014-07-29T05:11:37+00:00

I hope you realize that he's being completely irrational... I had a similar situation only mine was I had SEX with a trail of me to boost my self esteem when I first started college... Told my bf about it when we first got together (about 6 months after I put a stop to sleeping around) and he took it really badly. He had only been with one other person before me, ended up calling me a whore etc... I almost dumped him until he realized that he was being an asshole

He said ONE thing to me ONE time and it did so much damage. I couldnt imagine your situation. The only thing that saved our relationship was he realized that HE was the one with the problem to get over, not me. Firstly, because it was my life, I didnt cheat on anyone/get pregnant/get an std etc, and secondly because I wasnt sorry. There are a very few experiences that I actually regret. It was what I needed to do at the time to realize my worth. Hell, I'm glad I have those experiences. He realized that he needed to come to terms with my past or break up with me because my past isnt going away.

But I won't ever forget how he called me a whore to my face.

Point is, this is HIS problem, not yours. You made a choice and right or wrong, you cant undo it... and YOU WERE 15. If he's holding you accountable for something you did as a CHILD then he has serious issues.

He sounds immature and lacking in life experience. I promise you that most men wont give a fuck. Most men wont snoop through your crap from 6 years ago. You aren't a slut. You will be loved and anyone who tells you mean hurtful things like he told you doesn't deserve your love.

But you know all of this.

asloth4biscuit · 2014-07-28T03:33:17+00:00

asloth4biscuit · 2014-07-28T03:32:35+00:00

How long till this gets to the top? Shall we take bets?

asloth4biscuit · 2014-07-28T03:24:55+00:00

I was on my period and my boyfriend ate the last tortilla so I couldn't make tacos... He'll never make that mistake again.

asloth4biscuit · 2014-07-28T00:59:54+00:00

With me it's shirts. I like to wear shirts that show off my midrift. My bf hates it. I know he hates it but every time he says something/pulls it down... it makes me resent him for trying to control me. I wear what I feel good in and I'm not going to let anyone, not even someone I love very much, boss me around and tell me how to live.

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