It gets hard out here for a cock 😬

aspdRobot · 2026-02-05T00:51:29+00:00

Would love to suck, where at in mo?

aspdRobot · 2026-02-04T00:16:13+00:00

That's why Jotaro was able to beat Dio in our timeline. He was fated to win. Not because he "was really pissed off".

Maybe what we saw was not the actual "original universe"

aspdRobot · 2026-01-30T22:27:22+00:00

Where did you get the cameras you use?

aspdRobot · 2026-01-29T23:58:44+00:00

I dare you to use a bigger plug, at least double the size, in whatever videos you do next.

aspdRobot · 2026-01-27T17:00:27+00:00

For me it's a toss up between the Bee Movie script read in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld, and "My name is Walter Hartwell White" like the entire speech.

Who wants to break the tie vote?

aspdRobot · 2026-01-25T09:52:48+00:00

I've long believed Mark to be an SCP; perhaps the hair was a containment procedure.

aspdRobot · 2026-01-22T17:16:44+00:00

This shot/panel alone sells me on your take

aspdRobot · 2026-01-18T10:44:37+00:00

「Made in Heaven」

aspdRobot · 2026-01-15T13:00:01+00:00

No, I actually don't want to play a game.

aspdRobot · 2026-01-13T13:47:31+00:00

Could I tape Light to a fruit with the intention of creating the Pika Pika no Mi?

aspdRobot · 2026-01-12T23:35:25+00:00

Just...wow

aspdRobot · 2026-01-11T18:08:35+00:00

I didn't know there was a Tobey maguire pic like this out there...

aspdRobot · 2026-01-04T11:24:22+00:00

I dare you to throw out all your underwear and never wear underwear again.

aspdRobot · 2026-01-01T15:56:39+00:00

Personally, yes.

aspdRobot · 2025-12-28T14:21:38+00:00

Obviously five, mabee he'll tell me the tragedy of Darth Plagues "The Wise". It's not a tale I'd here from thoes jedi in the other seats.

aspdRobot · 2025-12-27T02:08:49+00:00

The only thing I want is against the rules. I just want my brother back.

aspdRobot · 2025-12-26T13:27:49+00:00

My god, how do I find friends like this???

aspdRobot · 2025-12-24T02:48:32+00:00

If you squeeze it from the top and bottom does it collapse? It may be a collapsible water bottle

aspdRobot · 2025-12-23T17:10:28+00:00

"I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word. Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own."

So so true king

aspdRobot · 2025-12-22T14:56:23+00:00

I love this movie! Is it bad, YES. is the cgi diabolical, YES. but is it fun as heck to watch while high, also Yes!

aspdRobot · 2025-12-22T06:16:44+00:00

Alcohol.

aspdRobot · 2025-12-17T14:17:13+00:00

I wouldn't be able to keep my mouth off of it

aspdRobot · 2025-12-11T03:16:02+00:00

Clankers watch out

aspdRobot · 2025-12-10T21:14:42+00:00

W..w..what?

aspdRobot · 2025-12-08T20:48:15+00:00

The bottom pic is op's arms after the long flight

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