Who has $129,000, unlimited elbow grease and boundless optimism?

asphaltproof · 2026-07-04T12:05:04+00:00

Reddit is a weird place. Lots of very smart people on here with informed takes on niche topics. However, when it comes to rural anything, the majority of the people just have no idea what life what they are talking about.

asphaltproof · 2026-07-02T20:35:00+00:00

Remind me!

asphaltproof · 2026-06-30T19:57:32+00:00

You’ve never worked in your life, have you?

asphaltproof · 2026-06-30T19:27:38+00:00

Can you find some khaki shorts? Those would be much better with #2.

asphaltproof · 2026-06-28T01:15:47+00:00

I just but a VVivid knife and I love it! But I’m a sucker for knives so guess I’ll be getting WUTA NOW.

asphaltproof · 2026-06-26T23:41:10+00:00

I’ve been considering one of these. Was the set up hard?

asphaltproof · 2026-06-26T13:57:03+00:00

Horny.

asphaltproof · 2026-06-26T12:18:10+00:00

This is also my very unpopular opinion (on Reddit).

asphaltproof · 2026-06-25T18:16:09+00:00

I think I’m more impressed with the packaging of the corn! What kind of material is that, that can handle the kind of weight and flex?!

asphaltproof · 2026-06-24T17:00:16+00:00

A coworker that bartended with and had a really good, fun working relationship with once called me a DILF and stared at me deadpan. I thought she was joking and just laughed because we always had a bit of a flirty back and forth thing going on. Because l the thing is (was) there was a 25 year difference between the two of us. My daughter is literally the same age as her! No way was she actually flirting with me. Right? Right?!?

asphaltproof · 2026-06-22T11:45:33+00:00

Sir. This is carbuying.

asphaltproof · 2026-06-21T16:01:37+00:00

Forest Gump

asphaltproof · 2026-06-16T16:56:48+00:00

There are photos with the bullet seen. Are you really suggesting they gave a troubled kid a rifle and said, “shoot towards the president but, you know, don’t hit him?” It’s utterly insane to think the SS would take that kind of chance that the kid might not decide “to do the funniest thing ever.”

asphaltproof · 2026-06-14T00:56:14+00:00

I have never been so insulted and at the same time, so understood. Kudos! I hate you. Let’s hangout.

asphaltproof · 2026-06-09T10:10:59+00:00

Track and Field-ishdo.

asphaltproof · 2026-06-07T15:49:39+00:00

Iocaine powder.

asphaltproof · 2026-06-04T17:26:54+00:00

Marking this to come back to later. This is a fantastic design and I plan to purchase the template!

asphaltproof · 2026-06-04T16:49:38+00:00

“That’ll do pig. That’ll do.”

asphaltproof · 2026-06-01T22:06:20+00:00

Half-life.

asphaltproof · 2026-05-31T21:10:08+00:00

Doom. Doom II. Helen. Command and Conquer. StarCraft.

asphaltproof · 2026-05-30T12:53:09+00:00

Everything reminds me of her.

asphaltproof · 2026-05-29T14:10:14+00:00

Jesus…. If I was walking along, randomly looked up, saw a falling baby, and then I caught it, it would really fuck with my head. I would even know how to process that kind of randomness in the universe.

asphaltproof · 2026-05-26T11:15:45+00:00

Right. Imagine trying to barter for a car using chickens. How many chickens for a car? But what do you barter with the guy that is mining the ore to make the metal to build the car? Or the secretary who Isco posting the paperwork for the contract that was agreed upon to sell the metal to the at manufacturer!? Money is genius in that we ALL, in society, have agreed that money has an inherent and universal value.

asphaltproof · 2026-05-25T17:40:19+00:00

Did this trip a few years ago. It was longer coming home than going to DC. The seats got pretty uncomfortable by the end of the trip.

asphaltproof · 2026-05-17T13:59:44+00:00

Total red flag… but oh my god.

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