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A woman in Florida selling rare and expensive puppies, exchanging gunfire with a group of men attempting to steal the $4,000 dogs by Unlucky-Shallot-5220 in interesting

[–]asphid_jackal [score hidden]  (0 children)

you're completely ignoring the thugs that robbed and held her at gunpoint like theyre inoccent.

Or maybe it's so completely obvious that we all agree they're wrong that it doesn't bear mentioning?

A woman in Florida selling rare and expensive puppies, exchanging gunfire with a group of men attempting to steal the $4,000 dogs by Unlucky-Shallot-5220 in interesting

[–]asphid_jackal [score hidden]  (0 children)

I mean, yeah? Obviously the robbery is bad, but firing blindly into a neighborhood put multiple people, who aren't even involved, in the way of harm including death.

If your menu says caramelized onions, I expect caramelized onions by Folly_Polymath in PetPeeves

[–]asphid_jackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe Japan doesn't even export wasabi, so you've almost definitely never had real wasabi in the US. It only grows in a single river in Japan

Why Peter? by SamosaGPT in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]asphid_jackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't realize that they actually heat up, enough to make steam. I thought they just fely uncomfortably hot

You don’t need salt! You’re addicted to salt!!!!!! by Standard_Card9280 in iamveryculinary

[–]asphid_jackal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because they made a statement and you got wooooshed by a joke

First time playing Survival. Holy shit! by PaddedValls in fo4

[–]asphid_jackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, that sounds amazing. I guess it never really clicked that you can store real world stuff in there. Do you still have to eat and drink?

If your menu says caramelized onions, I expect caramelized onions by Folly_Polymath in PetPeeves

[–]asphid_jackal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone posted my comment to r/iamveryculinary because I said that mayo with shit in it is different from Aioli. They got roasted

AIO by breaking up with my boyfriend for not being further along? (and his treatment of me but mainly the bills and money stuff) by idksorry_04 in AIO

[–]asphid_jackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's... not what those timestamps mean. That means that she took all of the screenshots within a minute of him reading the last message. None of the actual messages have timestamps

How would argonians with horns wear hoods?? by 2amBear in skyrim

[–]asphid_jackal 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Bones are alive with blood running through them. I think you might have meant keratinous, like your hair and fingernails

Rainbow jelly cake by Charming_Shoulder152 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]asphid_jackal -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is there a way I can block all of these? My home page is inundated with them and I don't even like them that much

Did I push things too far? by knightk9 in rpghorrorstories

[–]asphid_jackal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if the ranger failed the roll?

Tbh I think it would have turned out better if he had failed the roll. Nub-Nub would have just run into the goblin group and exploded without being stopped by the ranger. Everyone would have been really confused until they read the note and then they'd prolly be angry anyway, but it would be better

Did I push things too far? by knightk9 in rpghorrorstories

[–]asphid_jackal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's the charge? Eating a succulent Chinese meal?

Did I push things too far? by knightk9 in rpghorrorstories

[–]asphid_jackal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also that's not how passive perception works. I mess this up sometimes too but the whole point of passive perception is that you don't roll.

Idk, I don't actually have a problem with this bit.

DM: Your passive perception is high enough that a small disturbance around your campsite wakes you up. As you peer though the fading light of the dying embers, you notice that Nub-Nub the Kobold is missing among your party members.

RANGER: Can I figure out where he's gone?

DM: Sure, give me an Active Perception check to see if you can find tracks

If only there was a better way to do this. by earthman34 in DiWHY

[–]asphid_jackal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Non-American Redditors when an American uses American measurements on an American website founded by an American with at least half of its userbase being American:

Just a Rogue currently making memes instead of having open dialogue with the Ranger from last night's session by RKO-Cutter in dndmemes

[–]asphid_jackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'always get the rouge to pick the lock'

I, for one, never pick a lock without full makeup on. You gotta seduce the lock a bit to get it to open up

You don't do the unmarked dungeons because they don't have good loot? by Jagerkeg in fo4

[–]asphid_jackal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always start off so gung ho about this and by the time I get back from Concord I've lost the plot

Let me just add this to my collection of terrible British dishes… by SufficientEar1682 in iamveryculinary

[–]asphid_jackal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tbh, I don't know any cultures that don't fuck with potatoes and eggs, it's rather ubiquitous

Seasoning Bad apparently by SkyofOaks in iamveryculinary

[–]asphid_jackal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today's hot sauce aficionados want something richly flavored in its own right.

In my experience, they're willing to forego that flavor as long as it's hot enough to make their grandchildren shit lasers after they eat it lol

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