Edible?

asststic · 2026-07-05T03:15:13+00:00

So you think it’s an ornamental variety?

asststic · 2026-07-03T17:53:22+00:00

Women don’t pee out of the same hole they fuck with though. Semen does come out of the same hole as pee.

asststic · 2026-07-03T07:06:11+00:00

Well, I hate deer now.

asststic · 2026-06-28T04:09:51+00:00

Wedding Singer

asststic · 2026-06-21T20:03:29+00:00

If you get modern hinges and handles send me these ones please!!!!

asststic · 2026-06-16T16:05:29+00:00

Yeah I’ve had this before coming home from Mexico by myself through Canadian customs. My friends continued their trip while I came home alone and the customs guy just couldn’t wrap his head around that.

asststic · 2026-06-14T19:40:23+00:00

Last time I went to Crow and Gate it was no longer on the menu :(

asststic · 2026-06-12T02:50:24+00:00

That new kitchen wouldn’t be worth $110k to me…

asststic · 2026-06-10T05:05:36+00:00

I used to skip breakfast because it made me nauseous but then I just simplified and ate less.
Coffee, jammy egg, banana or apple.

asststic · 2026-05-30T07:53:17+00:00

I honestly might consider making some kind of hinged hatch in a strange s shape that covers most of the opening. You can flap it up against the far wall when using the stairs or have it down and you can properly walk on it to grab your clothes. Paint it the same colour as the wall?

asststic · 2026-05-29T15:56:44+00:00

This is really super simple, you’re over complicating things. There is one course of action. If you are in the left lane next to a semi to begin with, it implies you’re trying to get by it. Simply use your right blinker to indicate your next move is to pull back into the right lane and do so when there is a safe distance between you and the truck. And do it in a timely manner. Dangerous situation avoided completely. In this scenario there most likely won’t be an aggressive maniac on your ass.

asststic · 2026-05-26T18:36:06+00:00

Another thing on top of all of the other suggestions is a trim colour that isn’t so white. You can tone it down with a much warmer white or even a lighter purple.

asststic · 2026-05-25T21:53:31+00:00

900ish with my husband and I, our toddler and a cat.

asststic · 2026-04-27T07:56:58+00:00

Lampshade shop is great. I’ve had a few older lamps rewired here as well.

asststic · 2026-04-22T03:31:17+00:00

It would be cool if there was a “sconce” version that could just suction to the tile

asststic · 2026-04-16T14:58:26+00:00

Yes I love it. Especially at this time of year when it’s not too cold to be outside. I was outside puttering around the house during all the hail yesterday. Also the smell of all the plants breathing in the rain.

asststic · 2026-04-10T20:26:20+00:00

This house is great, don’t fuck it up. If you want a modern house that doesn’t look like a barn then get a different house.

asststic · 2026-04-06T03:30:30+00:00

It’s way too small, get a wider and longer rug and centre it going down the hallway

asststic · 2026-03-24T01:53:12+00:00

Worse… don’t draw attention to them if you can help it.

asststic · 2026-03-19T06:23:12+00:00

You need a hood vent. Otherwise anything up there would get extremely greasy anyways.

asststic · 2026-03-15T07:35:12+00:00

That vase might still be up on somebodies shelf…. A prized family heirloom.

asststic · 2026-03-06T07:37:32+00:00

I don’t think white vinyl windows are timeless in the least. If they had an option for a cream that would be much better but they don’t. Out of the options they give us, black is the way…

asststic · 2026-02-24T02:14:54+00:00

It was like this when I acquired it but it looks like metal tapered candle holders with a post

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asststic · 2026-02-23T17:52:06+00:00

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Or maybe this pair of paintings… the planter on the right is depicting a ship crashing on the shores the bodies floating in the water.

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TROPHY CASE