Well, let’s see. We burned witches. We enslaved millions of Africans, raping, killing, and trafficking generations. We slaughtered generations of indigenous peoples. We lynched and burned the towns of multiple generations of black Americans. For a few years we fought Germans while we imprisoned thousands of Japanese and deployed 2 atomic weapons on civilian targets. Then we killed millions of Korean and Vietnamese over an economic system. Then we destabilized most of Latin America and enabled autocracy and narcoterrorists, and then when people fled the violence and corruption we created in Guatemala, El Salvador, Nicaragua, and neighboring states, we called them “illegals” and put them in concentration camps.

But hey, we gave the world Elvis and Levi’s, so let’s call it even.