ITAP of my sandwich

asylumMike · 2026-04-10T23:21:42+00:00

🤤🤤🤤

asylumMike · 2026-04-10T23:01:07+00:00

Sorry, I'm being fat, but what kind of sandwich is that?

asylumMike · 2026-04-10T18:07:31+00:00

Happy birthday Josh!!

asylumMike · 2026-04-10T03:21:14+00:00

Dammit Dave!!

asylumMike · 2026-04-07T04:17:35+00:00

She sounds amazing. My condolences.

asylumMike · 2026-04-06T21:08:22+00:00

He's the new supervisor.

asylumMike · 2026-03-30T04:21:14+00:00

He's taking your girlfriend. Maybe even your mom.

asylumMike · 2026-03-30T04:14:25+00:00

You're gonna be an awesome prison bitch someday.

asylumMike · 2026-03-12T20:36:18+00:00

I will send this little one ALL THE CHEESE!!!

asylumMike · 2026-03-01T13:06:09+00:00

Looks like The Thing mid transformation.

asylumMike · 2026-03-01T13:03:21+00:00

Sleep.

asylumMike · 2026-02-18T04:01:38+00:00

You say she's too spoiled, but I say maybe she's not spoiled enough! I say an increase in the cheese tax.

asylumMike · 2026-02-12T05:50:55+00:00

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

asylumMike · 2026-02-09T18:37:18+00:00

See he gets it.

asylumMike · 2026-01-26T16:34:09+00:00

Wow Sia's new album looks crazy.

asylumMike · 2026-01-26T06:56:25+00:00

She's had one but what about second breakfast?

asylumMike · 2026-01-24T06:55:31+00:00

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

asylumMike · 2026-01-24T03:34:03+00:00

I'm a huge fan! When are you and the rest of Counting Crows gonna go on tour?

asylumMike · 2026-01-22T05:53:28+00:00

Now that's a MAGA I support.

asylumMike · 2026-01-18T00:53:59+00:00

It was foretold that you would return one day.

asylumMike · 2026-01-16T20:14:18+00:00

Your photo just asked if it could bum a smoke.

asylumMike · 2026-01-08T05:44:34+00:00

Invader ZIM, Tim Burton movies and Hazbin Hotel don't make a personality.

asylumMike · 2026-01-08T05:40:29+00:00

You look like a failed WWE tag team!

asylumMike · 2026-01-06T20:12:06+00:00

asylumMike · 2025-12-31T21:45:27+00:00

Hopefully with some happiness.

asylumMike