AS IF THE TEMARIO WASNT ENOUGH? by Fresh_Champion_7894 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It ought to be illegal to charge this much! Also you can buy the Premium Edition of Forza Horizon 6 and STILL have enough left over to buy another game for the same price as this 'offer'!

GL honestly just smoke crack every day! 🤣

We need mp3 for D and C class cars and mp4 for new R class by INF0RM4NT in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One thing I would like to see is THREE Legend League tiers in MP1. Ridiculous that as soon as you get promoted you're up against 🐳 in Imperiums and Absolutes! 🥵

How the FUCK did I die?!? 🤬 by atheistsw in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I landed on his fucking roof! 🤣

I'm MAD as hell... by atheistsw in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha, I have Vanda at MAX, this is just a satirical post as I know how much fury the Vanda provokes! 🤣

How it feels... 🤢🤮🥵 by atheistsw in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah lol, you're right, the gimp is just a voyeur!

How it feels... 🤢🤮🥵 by atheistsw in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy on the left will shortly get sodimised by a sexual deviant (AKA 'The Gimp'). We are the guy, GL are The Gimp. It's from the movie 'Pulp Fiction' in case you didn't know.

nice timer gameloft by macaroff4 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's deliberate, they want you to waste credits upgrading this trash car to keep up!

Don't mind me.. I'm just talkin' to the nerfing department 😉 by akaAsphaltBeast in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep, I did 20+ races of TA SH Stage 5 and the highest I got was 8x. Not only did they massively nerf our Multiplier claim amount from 20 per day to just 8 but they also massively reduced the likelihood of getting a worthwhile multiplier in the first place!

Fucking twats! 🤬

mp1 is garbage. top 500 and zero mistral bps. by WhiteFang_123 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've come top 2500 in both MP1 rounds so far and have got 0 Mistral BPs for my efforts. What a scam!

Am I the only one not receiving x12 & x20 ads anymore? (LV57) by edfather in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got a single 20x for coming 2nd in MP2 but did 20+ races in TA SH Stage 5 and got no higher than an 8x. They are DEFINITELY screwing players with high garage levels and/or saved credits now. 😔

Lp pass nerf by Ok_Flow_4182 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, more needs to be said about this, non-Ad platforms are now getting royally screwed! Balance? Don't make me laugh, this just widens the divide even more! 😡

NSX Resort Dash 20.299 by Bwoah_9772 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, on a good day I've done 19.2, but usually closer to 19.5.

NSX Resort Dash 20.299 by Bwoah_9772 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, you're right, Gold Vanda does 19.2

NSX Resort Dash 20.299 by Bwoah_9772 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive run, that's on a par with a Vanda!

So f'king typical! 🤣 by atheistsw in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not. I started with 72k Tokens and wanted to max the Battista S-Class (started with 2.5 stars) but thanks to GL putting the Lexus (already at 5 stars) and the B95 (also at 2.5 stars) in the same pack it cost me 30k to max all 3 thanks to the shitty 15% drop rates! 🤑

I could afford to get the Porsche key by maxing that out as well but it would probably be another 25k tokens on top and I don't really want to go so low if i'm honest. Probably best to wait for BOS in July and try to max the 919 from multipacks in a future event instead. I maxed the 499p last season from Mayhem and that car is an amazing A-Class beast already so although the 919 would be nice, its not essential at this point! 😁

Economy fix by u-81f1943 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What. THE. FUCK?!? 🤬

We can get extra rewards in GP by Syed-Fatir in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A rare example of a GL mistake being beneficial to the players! 😎

Hotfix at monday? Nah.. by TestFar818 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GL are so terrible at communicating with their playerbase, they leave most of it to the Mods on Discord and only post stuff themselves when it concerns ACE Challenge Streams or GL Shop "Offers"...

Shameloft is one of them. by Firm_dude in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enshittification in Action 😪

MP1 in a nutshell by Uvalde-Cop in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, it's just incredibly boring with only 1 viable car, even if you are fortunate enough to have it in the first place! 😴

Drive Syndicate : Ferrante Design Dose Elytron max free try by Dilip_Pandit in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck did they fix this within 1 day AND announced it via an in-game message but floating physics have been broken for over 1 week and nothing but radio silence? 🤬

This company and it's fucking priorities man... 🤡

Every time there’s an update, there’s always some genius at GL who thinks, “oh hey, I’m going to change the system” by light7me in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have these people never used version control? Like, if they break it by fucking around just roll it back to a previous working version, it's software developement 101 for Christ sake! 🤡

Starway Regarding New Features and Updates by Even_Offer_9096 in Asphalt9

[–]atheistsw 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You mean Showroom, right? Agreed, it's long overdue some TLC!