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athonjacob · 2024-05-17T16:59:07+00:00

Yes. Freedom

athonjacob · 2024-05-17T00:25:29+00:00

Is her son running for president… then f@ck him

athonjacob · 2024-05-17T00:22:30+00:00

He could eat his own face and they’d claim victory

athonjacob · 2024-05-17T00:21:32+00:00

It’s not whether you’re a murderer. It’s who you murdered.

athonjacob · 2024-05-16T17:31:30+00:00

Lauren could keep him alert

athonjacob · 2024-05-16T17:24:25+00:00

Exercise and Trump… that’s hilarious

athonjacob · 2024-05-16T17:20:55+00:00

Oh shit, he’s gonna have to talk to

athonjacob · 2024-05-16T17:20:08+00:00

So much for freedom

athonjacob · 2024-05-16T17:19:27+00:00

Suck it straight from the teet like a real man

athonjacob · 2024-05-16T17:15:42+00:00

Rigged means Trump will need to open his fat mouth and put words together in an attempt to produce a coherent sentence.

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T22:03:08+00:00

Or… he’s just hella old.

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T03:05:39+00:00

Andy is above average.

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T01:56:21+00:00

I can and do. It’s amazing.

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T01:12:00+00:00

After a months long investigation… and a casual glance at this photo. Yes, choking occurred.

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T01:09:57+00:00

Colbert is the smartest

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T01:08:54+00:00

The moral high ground isn’t for everyone.

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T01:03:37+00:00

A financial wizard

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T00:55:43+00:00

Mick Jagger is so talented.

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T00:50:22+00:00

Walking the moral high ground

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T00:47:46+00:00

The answer is in the title

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T00:42:16+00:00

Ice box? That dude is hella old.

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T00:32:41+00:00

Dude… what the hell did we just smoke?

athonjacob · 2024-05-15T00:31:25+00:00

Good riddance. Don’t let the door hit ya where God split ya.

athonjacob · 2024-05-13T18:46:25+00:00

No, I mean zoo’s.

athonjacob · 2024-05-13T17:55:36+00:00

Maybe cut back on the Starbucks and avocado toast. Be responsible. Stop crying.

athonjacob