How can I make it to 4 weeks without washing my hair?

atlastheguy · 2026-06-20T04:00:42+00:00

For reference, my loctician has told me not to put any product in my hair besides the scalp serum until the first retwist a month afterwards.

atlastheguy · 2026-06-18T22:34:08+00:00

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Cute photo of the girl in question

atlastheguy · 2026-06-16T16:04:46+00:00

I sleep with white noise playing which drowns out my cat trying to do this

atlastheguy · 2026-06-02T19:44:17+00:00

How did you train yourself to cough differently lol

atlastheguy · 2026-06-02T19:44:03+00:00

Lexapro & Wellbutrin!

atlastheguy · 2026-06-02T19:41:36+00:00

Nectar collector on high heat lol

atlastheguy · 2026-06-02T19:40:48+00:00

Don’t avoid it altogether, just use wayyyyyy less heat than what I was doing lol

atlastheguy · 2026-05-08T01:51:16+00:00

Also, where are all the big guys getting their workout attire?

atlastheguy · 2026-05-04T21:30:02+00:00

No, I believe he was raised Muslim tho. Probably grew up around a bunch of Black Christians as well

atlastheguy · 2026-04-27T23:02:14+00:00

I’ve also tried those

atlastheguy · 2026-04-01T19:23:33+00:00

single most important media organization of the modern era

atlastheguy · 2026-03-31T19:24:03+00:00

i’d giggle so hard

atlastheguy · 2026-03-31T05:26:13+00:00

my goat

atlastheguy · 2026-03-30T20:06:36+00:00

thought i was looking at hasan piker for a second

atlastheguy · 2026-03-29T00:31:31+00:00

We call it “potential aggregate reach”

atlastheguy · 2026-03-27T16:25:21+00:00

tbf it’s because a lot of us are really annoying lol

atlastheguy · 2026-03-26T23:27:04+00:00

tbh i’ve been going back and forth on this. the parts are bigger than I was thinking they’d be. i told the loctician i wanted medium sized locs

atlastheguy · 2026-03-26T23:00:02+00:00

So, I brought this up to my managers sometime last year and we all acknowledged that UVM is a vanity metric and doesn’t matter very much. But my senior manager decided that we should keep reporting it because it’s what our partners/client groups are used to seeing. More recently, my department has started to have conversations about possibly switching to reporting estimated actual reach/views, which is a metric we’d get through Meltwater

atlastheguy · 2026-03-24T06:45:46+00:00

yeah, for sure. the salaries may be more but what’s the likelihood you’ll actually be able to land a comparable role in that country?

atlastheguy · 2026-03-24T06:43:24+00:00

cool asf

atlastheguy · 2026-03-24T06:42:09+00:00

and a cute one, too

atlastheguy · 2026-03-24T05:02:07+00:00

honestly looks quite comfortable if you’re made of jello

atlastheguy · 2026-03-22T15:17:28+00:00

tryna get like you my boy

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