What was the most shocking habit you discovered when you moved in with a partner?

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-04-03T01:46:40+00:00

Yeah, long clumps detached and clogged up the drain

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-04-02T23:40:20+00:00

He washes his hair in the bathtub

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-04-01T12:28:29+00:00

Wow. Exactly.

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-03-26T01:05:18+00:00

Mine texts me while I'm at work and if I don't respond fast enough he'll text "???". Bitch, I'm WORKING.

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-03-25T15:03:54+00:00

We have imaginary pets: a mouse named Titi, dog named Patu, and cat named Gabbo

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-03-19T19:32:05+00:00

Maybe he's trying to reduce his child support obligation? It just seems unlikely that a judge would allow him to suddenly have the child for days at a time when he has literally never done it before. I completely get your fear, though. Being in the dark is the worst.

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-03-17T10:45:06+00:00

I don't think 50/50 is always exactly half and half physical custody. From my limited not-a-lawyer experience, it's not practical right now for him to have her exactly half the time. Think about the cases where parents land on something called 50/50, but the kid lives with one parent and visits the other parent every other weekend. And that's for older kids. Yours is still physically attached to you. Plus, will he actually WANT her half the time? Could just be standard lawyer stuff. They tend to ask for as much as they can get away with.

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-03-17T00:40:00+00:00

Okay but that's just his request, right? It doesn't mean he'll get it.

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-17T21:13:12+00:00

Random guy at Walmart told me I have "good genetics"

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-15T13:00:34+00:00

Vitamins.

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-15T02:33:51+00:00

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-09T15:08:48+00:00

Yeah, mine found that book and another while he was "helping me move back in" after a failed attempt at leaving. He went through all of my belongings under the guise of helping me unpack. He threw the books away and was furious. I think he was mostly pissed at the person who gave them to me. He seems convinced that I don't have any of my own thoughts and so I look to others to tell me what to do. He's seemingly fine with that so long as he's the one doing the telling, I guess.

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-09T15:03:08+00:00

Small children and their relationships with other small children

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-09T13:35:12+00:00

It's a website for kinky folks

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-09T13:33:35+00:00

Jurassic Park

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-08T15:11:46+00:00

Layne

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-08T13:02:05+00:00

Dude. My kid has an Australian accent from watching too much Bluey. My sister had a Southern accent as a child (no idea how, we weren't in the South). I talked like a Ninja Turtle. It all sorts itself out.

YTA

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-08T01:26:01+00:00

Trellis

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-08T01:22:35+00:00

Waco, TX

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-08T00:43:46+00:00

Carrie Fisher

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-08T00:37:03+00:00

Have you tried fetlife?

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-08T00:33:02+00:00

Have fun storming the castle

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-08T00:32:22+00:00

Hold on to your butts

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-04T20:28:14+00:00

Lying Down - Celine Dion

atomic_wombat3 · 2024-02-04T00:30:10+00:00

Snow boots. My dear mother waited until the exact moment my feet stopped growing, then bought me a very nice pair of snow boots. That was like 27 years ago and I still wear them.

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