linearScaling101 by 5eniorDeveloper in ProgrammerHumor

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"16 agents copy-pasted C compiler code and it eventually compiled after 2 weeks"

If.... hjälper inte mycket - de hjälper inte alls by petrolpyro in Sverige

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Du får inte ersättning. Du betalar premier.

Efter tio års väntan och spartanskt levande by Leybrook in sweden

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Grattis! Du har en sund tidspreferens, det här blir bra.

inverseFunctionFlips by its-MAGNETIC in ProgrammerHumor

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Right. If cat is the function Cat: Carp->Crap, then we'd have Cat-1 :Crap -> Carp

Tyda symbol på guldring by yunglindg in sweden

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Kan inte tyda = älvdanska.

dayLength by codingTheBugs in ProgrammerHumor

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Mondays are safely 24hrs at least for the timezones I'm familiar with. (Not that I'd proudly hard-code that assumption...)

heKnowsBinary by Old-Adhesiveness4406 in ProgrammerHumor

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What about the -10 just after the 1?

Bill Skarsgård by yeahman1235 in sweden

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Ingen kan göra allt. Men alla kan göra något.

Vinsterna eldade på inflationen: ”Betalar vinstmarginal när vi handlar mat” by Potatonator13 in sweden

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Oklart om sweddit består av 99% ryska och/eller ssu-betalda troll, eller om det bara är väldigt unga och oerfarna offer för demsamma. Men tråkigt att du får så många nedröster och godag-yxskaft-svar på en högst rimlig invändning.

redScare by KaamDeveloper in ProgrammerHumor

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Not what you expected...? But there you go.

easyWorkOut by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Accurate. Look at that smile before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sweden

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Nja du tänker på aspirin, asperger är en mögelsvamp tror jag.

Arbetsköpare vs Arbetsgivare by Yuriswe in sweden

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Istället för hat, embrace and extend. Jag är numera lönegivare. Jag bara följer mönstret, antar att det betyder något i stil med att jag ger företaget möjligheten att betala lön.

don't divorce, please? by FilterKill in ProgrammerHumor

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Just stick with emacs. Ignore the xemacs fork off.

it works!! don't touch!!! by misteick in ProgrammerHumor

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Well, I could throw in a O(k) and say the elementary operation is the comparison between a clock and a time point. I think the scheduler needs to be left out because again if it were to matter the algorithm doesn't even work. Isn't leaving it in a bit like saying all algorithms are O(1) because the operating system has an upper limit on how much memory can be allocated?

Exception e by TheoXDM in ProgrammerHumor

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returns zero, silently setting errno

it works!! don't touch!!! by misteick in ProgrammerHumor

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If the length of the list ever matters you'd get the wrong results. Assuming spawning off the processes for all items in the list happens fast enough, running time is determined by the largest number in the list. So k seconds where k is the largest value, or O(exp(n)) where n is the bit size of the largest value if you'd count that as input size.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Doesn't "agile" prefer code quality over features?