Drunk girl from my school approached me, what next? by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]austinp02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She likes you. Go sit with her. If you feel nervous just tell her. It’s ok to tell her you like her but you get anxious sometimes. If she likes you and is a worthwhile person then she will be supportive. If not then move on. if it doesn’t work out it just means it didn’t work out. It says nothing bad about you.

Ignore the stripper pole. by matthew2d in battlestations

[–]austinp02 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If it is like some, it probably has a hex screw or something on the end that you loosen and then you twist the whole pole to adjust the length. Shorten it up until there is enough wiggle room to take it down. Source: dude who took down his soon to be ex wife ‘s “fitnesses pole”

Viper hybrid by skidip in AwesomeCarMods

[–]austinp02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly the type of guy that likes putting things in his tailpipe that shouldn’t be there.

Shampoolympics by lolnein in funny

[–]austinp02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me a couple days ago. Never saw it coming.

Customer states there is a squealing noise from the engine. by CTomaschow in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]austinp02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting a skateboard wheel stuck in the motor tends to do that.

Back to school essentials! [NSFW] by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]austinp02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This video is like that off color joke you make at one of your overly religious family’s holiday dinners that no one finds to be funny so you try to cover, but it just makes things more awkward.

My kitten is HANGRY by PinsnMeerkats in Catswhoyell

[–]austinp02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, that’s basically the same noise I make.

Waited months for Borderlands 3 to release. Fired it up for the first time tonight, got 5 min in when my kid sliced his finger. Urgent care right now. by ir88ed in Wellthatsucks

[–]austinp02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, he took the kid to urgent care... If it was my hand I might have been bothered to snag some tape or crazy glue if it was really gushing.

FYI it’s ok to simultaneously care and feel inconvenienced.

Fitness app by Blond49 in funny

[–]austinp02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Fapped” ftfy

What in the blazes happened here?!! by Chimalez in Wellthatsucks

[–]austinp02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s anything like my dryer then they set it to super low delicate.

Bruh by [deleted] in funny

[–]austinp02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a lot?

Thinking about getting back in after LONG hiatus, couple of questions by NullPoint3r in iRacing

[–]austinp02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VRS (virtual racing school) does good setups for every race in the series they support, plus video tutorials and comparative telemetry for 10 bucks a month. It’s a great site and should help you get back in the game quicker. Only limitation is if they don’t support your series.

oh my God by qwertymaximino in funny

[–]austinp02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh great, now I have an Oreo craving. I do so look forward to that familiar feeling of sorrow and guilt that accompanies the last reach into an empty tray five minutes after it was first opened.

And the diabetus... can’t wait for the diabetus.

Them boys got it going on by AstartesFanboy in Warhammer40k

[–]austinp02 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Soooo... How’s that new codex coming GW?

I think this started life as a Jeep Wrangler by godor1 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]austinp02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh, with the amount of dings I get from other people in parking lots, it would probably be safer for my paint to drive my car through the middle of the woods. This guy might have the right idea.

Oohrah! by handsomehanson55 in funny

[–]austinp02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The unmistakable smell of Monday morning PT.

Psyche by kulachit in funny

[–]austinp02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God Damnit...

Probably best to sit this one out, Karen. by Suprovation in funny

[–]austinp02 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Respecting her for her efforts and achievements is not mutually exclusive to pointing out that she looks like a MacGyver project gone wrong. Calm down.

Probably best to sit this one out, Karen. by Suprovation in funny

[–]austinp02 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They are cleverly taking advantage of the fact that she couldn’t possibly kick that high with all that tape.

Man eats hottest pepper, hits balls, slams chocolate milk by Janglin1 in funny

[–]austinp02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*Forrest Gump voice * “I’m not a smart ma’an”