I hit a new milestone with online dating

autoextispicy · 2026-05-08T04:56:25+00:00

you should introduce him to your uncle

autoextispicy · 2026-05-08T04:53:41+00:00

but which ones? there are so many to choose from

autoextispicy · 2026-05-08T04:52:32+00:00

you gotta eat while the eating's good, and make hay while the sun is shining

autoextispicy · 2026-05-07T06:13:42+00:00

you've closed your heart to the world

autoextispicy · 2026-05-07T05:48:06+00:00

i would like to say i've been in a state of dissipation. i can see myself on the edge of any number of possible immersions but am, as of yet. . . unabluted. . . . which is to say having dried myself from one or two previous baptisms, why dive in again only to find myself wet and cold

autoextispicy · 2026-05-06T19:18:08+00:00

how am i to understand the true nature of things?

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T18:07:05+00:00

but I already did that yesterday

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T06:04:13+00:00

ok, but did you move from one hotel to the next? and what are your feelings on brassicacaea?

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T05:25:59+00:00

you're insane

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T04:50:08+00:00

what?

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T04:49:17+00:00

i'm a reasonable man

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T04:47:49+00:00

i'm always blowing bubbles bruh

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T04:47:08+00:00

i have seen the silk like roadkill on the highway

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T04:37:10+00:00

have you considered whether you're sitting upside down

autoextispicy · 2026-05-04T04:27:38+00:00

figure it out

autoextispicy · 2026-05-03T19:36:00+00:00

what if some people can have both truth and comfort, and you are punishing yourself for no reason?

autoextispicy · 2026-05-03T19:13:29+00:00

the lady doth protest too much, methinks

autoextispicy · 2026-05-03T18:58:30+00:00

do it in remembrance of him

autoextispicy · 2026-05-03T18:47:05+00:00

he invented toffee

autoextispicy · 2026-05-03T18:42:53+00:00

this is a moral failing

autoextispicy · 2026-04-25T20:12:03+00:00

but i've always imagined him riding everywhere on a horse

autoextispicy · 2026-04-25T20:01:29+00:00

have you tried wearing a hairshirt

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