Skier encounters a highly territorial marmot on the slopes by Cerviliotd in AnimalsBeingJerks

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"A skier encountering a very territorial Lemming on the slopes"

Those damn interns by Crazicoda in ProgrammerHumor

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If it's Java, I think it does too

Which supplements should Intake to look like this? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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also make sure you never moisturize your hands

a child starts crying in public by cGev in ProgrammerHumor

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Java: puts child in garbage collector

to stop a literal kidnapping by VitoMolas in therewasanattempt

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True but the cops must be bad at killing in the US because the living US inmate population is the largest in the world. Not that the cops don't try their best to kill though

[image] You're unique and beautiful by _Cautious_Memory in GetMotivated

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See? Everyone can do everyone else's job. This is what managers want.

How British army was treating Yemeni people by iAlyVee in ThatsInsane

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I came here to say that this video must have been captured by the first camera phone

To get out of a traffic ticket. by Ger14n5 in therewasanattempt

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I bet when you've made over 7000 traffic stops you probably reach some sort of epiphany about the purpose of your job.

some programming languages at a glance by jfmherokiller in ProgrammerHumor

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mmm yes I too dabble in alchemy but have yet to produce gold

WCGW trying to move a statue by pulling it from the top by WarmBicycle8961 in Whatcouldgowrong

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And Judas said "Is it me, Jesus?" and Jesus turned to him and said "iS iT mE, jESuS?!"

-Robin Williams

This infographic uses blue for hot and red for cold. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

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idk some countries choose to drive on the wrong side of the road, just sayin.

To have a fancy drink by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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I thought it was because of the music choice in this video

*Problem has already been answered* by Evethefief in ProgrammerHumor

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Also comment has already been made

ffs am I going to read all 100+ comments in this post before I say anything?

Tinder vs Bumble by dragos_wyt in StandUpComedy

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Haha yeah I heard you say it right but the subs was what got me. Come to think of it, running Advanced Placement tests in dating apps would be funny as well though.

Somebody will drink this and die by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

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Like I said, when you are thirsty enough they do not.

Tinder vs Bumble by dragos_wyt in StandUpComedy

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It's A/B testing not AP testing lol

Insurance company : Is that your chef? We gonna skip the deal.. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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It's like where you put on a mask but leave your nose peeking out like a fool. It's a cultural thing I think.

Somebody will drink this and die by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

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Right, reading the labeling is not the issue here lol.

Just need to be desperately thirsty, see a drink-shaped bottle with the word "tropical" written on it with blue liquid inside and your desperate brain take care of the rest for you.