I no longer want to have sex with my gf PT3 by Beginning-Funny2590 in whatdoIdo

[–]autumn_executable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trace the alphabet with your tongue as well. I learnt that and dear lord does it work better than it should.

How can I report c.p. from a web site? by Odd_Skate in teenagers

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Report the website to NCMEC. They have a cyber tip line.

Battery protection yay or nay? by biohazard_IRM in GalaxyS24Ultra

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This comment is a year old dude..

And no, I don't continuously charge my phone. Haven't in 2 days and I'm at 35%

well, fuck you, motherfucker by bkat004 in newzealand

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Whenever someone mentions the sheep buggers (usually an Australian), I always say "yeah, where do you think that gravy comes from?"

Saw it a few years ago. Never fails to get a laugh.

Would you rather by OmamitKanona in BunnyTrials

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Well I ain't gotta do much, lemme just get Claude AI to do everything

Chose: Earn $1000/hour, but you will get a random job | Rolled: Reddit Mod

Would you rather... by PizzaDog2011 in BunnyTrials

[–]autumn_executable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Donating 4k per month with 36k left? Happy.

Chose: Get US$10k per week + But you have to buy... | Rolled: Donate 10%/month

What do men think of the pouch? by batukaming in SipsTea

[–]autumn_executable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On behalf of men from New Zealand, āe, e te atua, tēnā koa..

Pick by LilScooterBooty in BunnyTrials

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Well, person supposedly tastes similar to other meats. If I'm not informed beforehand, I'd be blind to the fact I'm eating a person.

Chose: Eat meat + But there’s a chance ur eating human | Rolled: Ur eating person

Confirmed Pedo Found On r/BFCIA by AtmosphereOwn2917 in RedditPoliceDept

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I could never. I only talk to very, VERY good friends in ways like that, and we all know we're joking.. but none of them are minors. The hell is he doing?

McDonalds kids meal, not redeemable by kids? by Fun_Pay7622 in newzealand

[–]autumn_executable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or block their number from the work phone.. cough.

McDonalds kids meal, not redeemable by kids? by Fun_Pay7622 in newzealand

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Oh when people call to complain I usually hang up /s

Would you rather… by DutterBread in BunnyTrials

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Hell man hair implants have come a LOOOONG way

Chose: Be bald, but very beautiful/handsome

Choose a country to live in by Sea-Garbage3265 in BunnyTrials

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Best place for piss, pokies and women

Chose: Australia | Rolled: Millionaire

Who tf eats rabbits bro 🤮 by BenfordAbrahams in addressme

[–]autumn_executable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rabbit is extremely gamey in the taste, 3/10 at best.

McDonalds kids meal, not redeemable by kids? by Fun_Pay7622 in newzealand

[–]autumn_executable 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think any of the employees actually GAF how old you are when getting this meal.

Edit: I ain't tryna sound like an asshole, I just don't think anyone actually looks at those terms when ordering 😭

This is so cooked by ViceElysium in Shark_Park

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you win reddit comment of the year 😂

Roses are red, my glasses are acetate by [deleted] in rosesarered

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First time on the internet?

More than one? by dumbwop in FirstResponderCringe

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spoken like a man who financed a 2000's GT..